A Man in a Red Dress---OMG
By sswallace21
@sswallace21 (1824)
United States
April 13, 2012 6:52am CST
People do some of the dumbest things. I was just watching the News as I do every morning. They reported that a naked man broke into a Goodwill. Of all the clothing on the racks, he selected a red dress and a woman's hat. Then proceeded to run through the store. What the heck was he thinking? I was curious why no one saw him naked to begin with. Hmmm, obviously the police don't patrol in that city at night. My guess is they were enjoying donuts and a nap.
LOL! Turns out the man was just released from prison. Doesn't appear he learned anything from his stink in prison. Best Wishes!
LOL! Turns out the man was just released from prison. Doesn't appear he learned anything from his stink in prison. Best Wishes!1 person likes this
2 responses
@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
13 Apr 12
I agree that people do some pretty dumb things. I actually watch a television show called "Worlds Dumbest ...", and some of the things that they show on there that real people have truly done are so stupid they are hilarious.
Maybe this guy was not so dumb, especially if the dress was flattering for his figure and red was a good color on him.
Maybe this guy was not so dumb, especially if the dress was flattering for his figure and red was a good color on him.1 person likes this
@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
13 Apr 12
LOL! Yes that is true that we do not know how he lost his clothes, and that story could be far more interesting than the fact that he chose to break into a Goodwill store and steal a red dress and hat ... by the way, I wonder what sort of shoes he chose for the ensemble.
Anyway, he might have been being chased by the mob or some other unseemly group and had to disguise himself as a woman in order to avoid detection or something like that.
Anyway, he might have been being chased by the mob or some other unseemly group and had to disguise himself as a woman in order to avoid detection or something like that.@sswallace21 (1824)
• United States
13 Apr 12
You guys are killing me. I did not see any shoes on his feet. I guess the Goodwill didn't have red high heels to match his out fit.1 person likes this
@topffer (42156)
• France
13 Apr 12
I would tend to give him some extenuating circumstances : when he realized that he was naked in a street, he had the good reflex to find something to wear. Or maybe he made a donation of his own clothes to the Goodwill
? We need more investigations to conclude
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. Or maybe he made a donation of his own clothes to the Goodwill? We need more investigations to conclude.1 person likes this
@purplealabaster (22091)
• United States
13 Apr 12
Maybe his significant other donated all his clothes to the Goodwill on his behalf while he was in prison, and he was just trying to get back his rightful property, especially since the clothes of his significant other were far to small to fit him.
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@sswallace21 (1824)
• United States
13 Apr 12
LOL! Funny thing about trying to retrieve his cloths, where he's going I don't think a red dress was a great choice. He might get an unwanted significant other. If there was a time to be in a orange jumpsuit for him, it would be now. Thank you for responding. Best Wishes!
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