Funny Family Story

i went skiing with a couple of cousins and my bro and sis, and one of my cousins ran couldn't stand still on the skiis so he slowly went backwards down a little hill into a tree. it was hilarious

This is really funny but it was not easy for the poor guy! That's why I don't use salad dressing in bottles and stuff. I put vinegar, olive oil, yogourt or other products which seem real, lol!

Oh, that is funny! I hope it was just recently opened and not open in the refrigerator all that time! I would probably lose my appetite for awhile, too. I have a somewhat similar story, that happened about 5 years ago or so, might have even been at Easter also. We were eating dinner at my aunt's house and there were several desserts as everyone brings food. My aunt made peach crisp, probably from peaches that were either home-frozen or home-canned. The dessert itself might have even been previously made and frozen and thawed for the dinner, as it looked rather soggy and not particularly crispy! No one had taken any, so, even though it looked funny, I thought peach crisp sounded good, and took some. I took one bite, and I am not joking, it tasted like vomit! Now, my aunt is kind of funny about her entertaining. She tries to be Martha Stewart, but she really isn't a very good hostess. She tends to go off on people if things aren't going according to her perception of what a particular event should be. She also, although she has plenty of money, tends to make a big deal about wasting food. So, in order to avoid a potential scene in case she saw me in the kitchen throwing away probably 10 cents worth of dessert (and hundreds of dollars worth of her pride, probably) I took the first opportunity to sneak to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet. Then I quietly warned a couple of other family members about how I thought it tasted, and either word got around, or no one else thought it looked good enough to take any, because the rest sat untouched. She did notice later and commented that no one was eating it. I just played dumb, I wasn't going to tell her what I thought of it for anything.

Well i dont really have any funny stories to tell but yours is pretty good and i hope he didnt get sick from eating the dressing. I hope that was in the pantry or something and not bought at the store recently becasue if it was on shelves at a store that is disgusting and i probably wouldnt go back to buy anything from there again, but thats just me. I do have a sister in law that is kind of annoying but at the same time its pretty funny too. She hates all of my brothers family and more. We hae a tight nit family and all get along just fine most of the time and are always together doing things. She says she doesnt like my boyfriend so she delets all of us from her life and her facebook page because we all have pictures of him on our pages. She will call us names behind our backs and then act all nice and fake to our faces which i cant stand at all. Hopefully they get divorced and dont live a long life together.

That is too bad for that guy. He should trust his instincts, and if it tasted bad should have just left it one the plate rather than eating it. As humans, we usually have a very primitive instinct within us to tell us when something is not good to eat. Should have trusted it. No one else but him ate the salad? Or did others get sick later?