You might be a noob if...
By uath13
@uath13 (8192)
United States
May 8, 2012 12:18pm CST
If you've ever been lured into the wilderness , You might be a noob!
If you believe GP doublers are legit, You might be a noob!
If you believe gold or membership pin generators are real, You might be a noob!
If you've ever used a bot , You might be a noob!
If you've ever bought gold or an account , You might be a noob!
If you've ever begged for gold or an account , You might be a noob!
If you've ever thought playing on someone elses high level account would stop you from being a noob, You might be a noob!
If you ever thought dicing or other gambling ( non hosting ) was a good way to make money, You might be a noob!
If you ever thought you could trust the gambling host just because he & his buddies say you can , You might be a noob!
If you ever thought handing your credit card number & account information to the criminals at a gold or account selling site was a good idea,You might be a noob!
If you've ever posted on a forum " Please give me GP or an account because I got hacked." You might be a noob!
If you've ever claimed you forgot the password for your high level account after having to type it in daily for YEARS ,You might be a noob!
Heck, lets admit it. If you've ever done ANY of these things you ARE a noob & your likely to stay that way. Being a newb is forgivable , we were all there once then got some experience & grew out of it. Being repeatidly foolish enough to continually break the rules & do stupid stuff isn't.
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7 responses
@autumndreamer (3185)
• Philippines
9 May 12
I'm guilty of being lured into the wilderness when I was a level 3. It was my day 1 back then and the moment I first arrived at Lumbridge, someone told me to follow him. Haha. But that's a lifetime ago. I never believed in GP doublers or buying golds. And I never used a bot yet not because I don't want to but because I don't know how to. I want try botting though.
@uath13 (8192)
• United States
9 May 12
Why, so you can be keylogged & hacked?
You know those bot programmers don't spend hundreds of hours developing those programs then give them away for nothing. They'll let you use their program for a while till you build up some GP & levels then steal your account, strip it down & sell it off. It's how most people get "hacked".
@DarthJustice (2014)
• United States
27 Aug 12
The "getting lured to the wilderness" thing actually happened to me once a LONG time ago. It wasn't long after I had started playing Runescape in December 2001. I think I may have been level 3 or around that at the time. A player, whose name I actually can still remember (Steelix) told me he'd show me a place where I could get gold. So I followed him into the wildnerness.
You can probably guess what happened next. He did at least give me my stuff back though.
@allyoftherain (7208)
• United States
8 Jun 12
So when are you NOT a noob, I wonder?
I'd also add that you're probably a noob if you fall for the "Runescape blocks your password! ****** See?" I fell for that once early on and got hacked. But I didn't lose my account and now I'm doing so much better. lol
The money doubling scam seems like a new one, but the first time I saw players shouting that out at the grand exchange, I knew it had to be fishy.
@SlyAsMich (4)
•
9 Sep 12
I've been lured a few times, but I figured it was what was going on. I've done my fair share of luring though, so I can't complain. It's sickening how people will fight and bicker and steal pixels, as if it were a huge stack of cash or some crap.
@rocketking (189)
• Singapore
23 Mar 13
Many beggars don't even realise that they would have earned more money in the time that they spent begging by skilling, and gotten experience to boot.
• United States
4 Aug 12
I was lured into the wilderness once and then I saw the same person doing it again! I got tped there and omg was I angry. Soooooo Angry. I can't even believe I was so dumb. I'd lost a few mil of pure cash, just ridiculous. Makes me never want to play the game again
