Your most hilarious messed up relationship!
@vulgarlittleprincess (919)
Canada
June 4, 2012 8:43pm CST
That's right ladies and gents, I want to know your most hilariously messed up relationship. Please nothing that will make me cry. I'm a softie.
Here's mine. I once dated a guy that could only get off when he thought about plucking out and eating my eyes. Yup, needless to say that didn't last long.
I've been told I should write a book about my relationships :p
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@psychoartist (756)
• United States
5 Jun 12
yes, vulgar, perhaps you should write a book about your relationships! that would solve your working from home dilemma, and you could continue as a writer after your new job begins! magical! would you write your story as a non-fiction tale, or in novel form? it certainly sounds like you have had some interesting experiences!
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@vulgarlittleprincess (919)
• Canada
5 Jun 12
Sadly, that's only one of the crazy ex's. I could write a book on one ex alone.
I am contemplating it, but I'm not sure how to even go about starting to write it. I guess now that I'm unemployed (finishing my work term this week) I'll have a lot of free time to figure it out.
I think I'd write it as non fiction. Kind of in the style of he's just not that into you.
