I don't believe I did this even in my SLEEP!

United States
June 18, 2012 4:36pm CST
I don't see how this is possible, but I apparently did it. I sleep very soundly due to the medicines that I take for my spine and sleep medicine. I won't sleep if I don't have something for sleep.http://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWzT7XXScTxA%26feature%3Dshare&h=QAQGsfF3KAQFxNIhUNl42meo9XVTyF_TQh2S6nzNUUjRLNg&enc=AZNVd8ku2zU6swNOD-lOlBM5e64MyOFD685Rjl6CsDLyfG2FdEdwn846RMR2685F7O1dTEYy_XafUlnrx0Dj-xZO He posted it on facebook... so I hope you can see it from there... Apparently the toilet paper got hooked into my pajama shorts and I trailed it down the hall into my bedroom and into my bed. I swore up hill and down that I didn't do that. It's not physically possible since I'm always careful with the toilet paper.. I tear it off near the top... so how did it get caught in my waist? It doesn't even fall near where my pants are! Yet he awoke to that. I remember hearing my son in law laugh about something and talking but the words didn't register. I just went back into a deep sleep. I swore I didn't do it, and S said to check the waist band of my shorts because there was TP hanging out of it... and then I checked my bed and found some in there on the sheet and under the covers.. so apparently it broke off when I got into bed and did some turning around in the bed. Has this or anything like it happened to you? I was fuming when they told me and showed me the video... it's nothing much in the vid except that the TP is strung through my door ... but I still lost my cool. The worst thing that got me to go ballistic was that my daughter drank my diet coke... that took the cake and I lost it. Bring out the straight jackets? What has made you lose your cool? What makes you so mad you went up one side of someone and down the other? Anyway, I get up to go to the bathroom when I'm just roused enough to get out of bed and feel my way to the bathroom. I went sometime between Saturday night and Sunday morning and my son in law awoke to this:
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@celticeagle (168158)
• Boise, Idaho
18 Jun 12
Nice of them to take a video of it. Ugh! I don't want to watch it. I lose my cool when my grandson(has ODD) is disrespectful to my daughter. He is getting better but I just hate to see her let him abuse her. He hits her, walks all over her. I would be totally embarrased if this happened to me. Now I would wonder if it happened more than once.
• United States
18 Jun 12
I don't blame you for not wanting to see it. It's just the TP strung out to me in my bed... I don't think it has happened before like that. It's a freak thing to happen if it did.
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@celticeagle (168158)
• Boise, Idaho
19 Jun 12
Hopefully it was just a fluke.
@suzzy3 (8341)
18 Jun 12
arn't families just wonderful ,they love it when they can make you look a twit.I normally say the word wrong and that makes so much hilarity in my house all aimed at me.It gets a bit much sometimes.All those meds probably take their toll on you.I feel sorry for you.bide your time they will do something wrong or silly and just say at least you were taking meds what is thier excuse.Don't take it so seriously even if you are fuming don't show it and they will not have you as the source of their entertainment.You just bide your time and get your own back.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
18 Jun 12
pointless grrrr whenm someone c lose uses your disability to make fun of you that does stink big time.tell your dratted son in law that I said making fun of someones disability that they cannot help is not funny it is cruel. let him put that in his pipe and smoke it.
• United States
18 Jun 12
When I get excited like that.. agitated I can't talk. Just babbling comes out, so they were even more tickled .. laughing at me.
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@BarBaraPrz (47630)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
19 Jun 12
I had visions of seeing your decorated hind end... At least the vid stops at your door.
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• United States
19 Jun 12
I don't know how that happened. I don't see how it is possible that the end of the toilet paper got stuck in the waist band of my pajamas. I tear off the paper and usually make sure the torn off piece is at the top and not hanging... but in my sleep I can't be sure of what I do. I'm not really awake when I go to the bathroom. I'm awake enough to make my way there but go instantly back to sleep when I hit the bed again.
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@lynboobsy11 (11343)
• Philippines
19 Jun 12
Your right Ms. PQ sometimes medicines makes us intoxicated, it happened to me before I took the allergy pill my doctors prescribed and she warned me about being sleepy. I also rolled the tissue over the floor from the bathroom where I came from maybe it's just have been hooked up into my short go along the way to my bed. When I woke up I so the TP rolled over my body . I'm just lucky that no one saw me and laugh at me, I might gonna mad also when it happens. My friends do so when I told them what happened to me.
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• United States
19 Jun 12
Hi Lyn, So it happened to you too? How in the world this could happen is beyond me after you tear off the paper to do your business. I am very sedated with my night medicine. I take Trazadone at night for sleep because I can't sleep without something. I used to take 3 Tylenol PM's to sleep and sometimes I would have to repeat that 3 times before I could sleep and then it would be daylight before I went to sleep. I've had insomnia since being a teenager.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
18 Jun 12
well if twere me I would also be upset as son in law had no business getting on your case. its funny but not to the one who had it happen to her. next time your son in law makes a booboo do be sure to laugh and laugh and see him get all red and embarrassed inside.Whats made me angry ? almost a month of no computer as it shorted out and the grrr damnable monitor shorted first causing the computer to melt down but my so n in three weekends rebuilt my computer and got me a new to me used monitor. posting it on facebook thats a bit much for your son i n law; to do. I would also be upset were I you.Your daughter drinking your diet coke had to be the last straw.
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• United States
19 Jun 12
It was Auntie, but I'm over it now. All is good. I would be going stark raving mad without internet for that long Auntie. You did good to survive. I was so worried about you.
@911Ricki (13588)
• Canada
19 Jun 12
OMG! That is great!!! I couldnt stop laughing watching that. I remember in college my doctor gave me these sleeping pills. I couldnt remember anything, seriously I could do things and dont remember it. I use to go make food, and leave it around the house, wash clothes, and phone people. It got so rdiculous I would stop taking them because they would purposely leave their dirty clothes and dishes for me to do without me knowing. I hope this isnt a regularly occurance and you dont use too much toilet paper.
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• United States
19 Jun 12
It's funny now, but I was furious when I heard about it and saw it on youtube. The thing that sent me over the top was that my daughter drank my diet coke. That made things 1000 times worse. I accused them of doing it to me and sticking it in my pajamas... but my daughter was asleep and my son in law would never come into my room without permission after a knock. So it had to be me, but HOW did that happen? I have no clue. My pajamas don't come near the toilet paper when I am sitting on the throne, so I don't get how it happened.
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
19 Jun 12
I have done that before and I know other people who have done it as well. It is no big thing. I have even come out the bathroom with my dress tucked in my underpants and that is quite common for people to do at least once in their lifetime as well.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
18 Jun 12
I would be freaking mad to if someone embarrassed me like that. I thought you was having your own bathroom? my son is the only one in my house, the oldest whos house it is that dont have to share as he has the master bedroom. I have to share with 3 other people. and thats not easy when you get older and they take longer primping in the bathroom. my son gets mad if someone drinks his last diet coke also.
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• United States
18 Jun 12
I do have my own bathroom. It's down the hall.. the main bathroom is mine. They have one off their bedroom.. the master bath. It normally doesn't bother me if she drinks my coke, but my mouth was set for my coke. I'm going to hide it from now on so she can't find it.
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@RitterSport (2451)
• Lippstadt, Germany
19 Jun 12
oh no poor PQ..... didnt happen to me yet. I would get ballistic if my husband - again - eats the last piece of some good stuff without even asking me whether I still want some and when I get to the fridge or pantry to check the item I have looked forward to is gone. This has happened a lot of times so I now try to have my own stash for certain goodies I also want to sample. LOL. He has pinched lots of stuff which was supposed for the both of us, both before and in marriage and he knows it irates me. I mean come on man you have a drivers license and a car so when you pinch something why not note it down and replace it when you go to the supermarket the next time.