I need the priest from the 'Exorcist'!

Lol too funny, I probably shouldnt be laughin because I am sure my hubby says the same thing about me. lol, I take a daily vitamin called Alive from the Herbal shop that helps me. Also a herb called valerian perks me up and makes me feel happier. I take it right before bed though, it will make you drowsy during the day. Good luck :)

She is starting to sound like a case of "Serial Mom"...have you ever seen that movie? If not, watch it - but not with the wife. It might give her new ideas!

Get as much chocolate as you can and leave it in a location where she can find it easily. While she is busy consuming the chocolate, round up the children and get them out of her way as quickly as possible. If she notices you, try not to make direct eye contact, and back away slowly but do not run as this just triggers the predatory nature to attack.

Ha ha - where's that Father Merrin when you need him?! At least she's not puking out pea soup (um, I hope?!). Is she spinning her head around 360? I find that getting on a good exercise regiment helps with these symptoms - but of course everyone is different - and she has to be the one to decide to do it! I don't recommend telling her during those 3 days though, you might get your head chopped off!!! Otherwise, stock up on some serious chocolate, make dinner, clean the house, help the kids with their homework, do the laundry, and massage her feet every night!

Holy water! You need some Holy water, don't forget that too. Just splash it on her while she's zipping by in her state of the month.

so it is very simple request from you.you have to maintain pin drop silence and get in to your work without listening to her words.after scolding from long time she can understand that "i cannot speak my energy is over and think that is unnecessary to speak to you"and more over you can talk to your neighbors without any problem

AHA...the curse of dys"men"orrhea...aka; "men"stral cramps..aptly named, and so it should be the demise of men! You are lucky, and blessed...most of the mated male gender I know, spend those days in the "doghouse," and tossed the occasional bone!

she my twin?

It can be a bear to deal with. My grandmother suggested progesterone cream. She said rub it on my tummy and it would ease PMS if I had it. I also read that milk products help. Perhaps you could feed her yogurt in place of the children

I can't help but I have to laugh out loud. It's a bit hard for me to take this seriously esp. about eating the kids. About the rest: are you the one to blame??? What is wrong about the chocolate??? And now we mention that, it's better she will start eating that in advance or better daily the best is the real dark one 70%. Sounds to me she has a very large difference in hormone balance. I wonder if it's possible to change anything about that. If she is really that bad as you say you have these options: stay away for some days or stay away out of her way as much as possible, don't plan anything and give her as less stress as possible (wait telling problems, asking about bills, making (extra) appointments etc etc. also she could try to have less problems with it by having enough sleep, a more stressless life, spitting out her complains daily instead of keeping them inside, eating the dark chocolate, take enough sun (vitamines D) and go out of your way as soon as she feels her hormons will make say terrible things. It's better for her to spend time alone then.

If you would show more love I wouldn't be like these. Don't just stare but do something you lazy.. ..and take kids with you for those three days . I need a brake too.