A spider bit me on my hoo-hah...

There is supposed to be great healing properties in a spiders web. After that unfortunate incident with the bicycle crossbar you had to rush inside and look for something to stem the blood and patch the wound. In the corner of your normally sparklingly clean room you saw a small spiders web. Carefully releasing it from the wall to which it was applied you transferred it to your table. With great care you applied it to your bleeding hoo-hah. Instantly the blood stopped flowing and you felt much much better. However, you had incurred the wrath of the resident spider. This spider, who normally does not go around biting ladies on the hoo-hah, was now the angriest spider in Canada. She demanded to know by what right you had to remove her home from where she had carefully placed it and put it on you like a medal worn by a cheap general. From the bright corner of your sunny room she had been transformed to a much darker place. For this reason she felt that she must exact her revenge so she pushed her fangs deep into your Hoo-hah and left you not only bleeding but now with a rapidly rising swelling for which the only remedy would be..............a kiss from a humming bird!

I hate Spiders and have a Fear of them lol I always had to call my Son to get rid of one if there was one about Now he lives to far away for that lol, I asked Gissi once to get one that was running on the floor while I was with Feet up on the Settee he just sat watching it now and again he put his paw out to it but apart from that nothing needles to say it got away and I sat there for at least 2 hours with my feet up while Gissi just now and again looked at me

Sounds like you like a laugh which is always good in my book.

I have never been bitten by a spider or not at least that I remember but I do know that there has been times at night that I think of spiders being around me while I am sleeping. I am one that sleeps with my mouth wide open and my family is always teasing me saying I probably eat so many spiders at night and I think gosh I sure hope not!

Yeah i have spider phobia and get petrified at the site of a spider. i make it a point to avoid coming in contact with the spiders.

HAHA. wait a few days and you might get supernatural powers like spiderman. I have never been bitten by a spider before. How did it feel like? was it painful? i hope you are okay. happy mylotting!

you want a story okay here is one, he was looking at me all day teasing me, glaring at me. I know he was. That spider was weaving his web on the wall beside my bed. He wasn't afraid of me at all. In fact he was edging me on. I knew it was going to be a battle of wills. Either he was going to win or I was. I didn't have the heart to destroy the web that he painfully made. All that work in this incredible heat. But I admit I did tease him. I got up close with the broom just to scare him. He wasn't fizzed, he was waiting his revenge. Well the evening of the third day of the stand off between us, the weather rose to 110 degrees and the air conditioner conked out. The sweat was pouring down my body nobody how many showers I took. Okay I admit it, I decided to wear as little clothing as I could. I didn't even care about the spider at that point. I wore a thin nightie with nothing underneath and fell into a deep heat induced sleep. When I woke something was very sore and itchy. I looked down and guess what, mr. spider had made his move, sometime during the night he bit me on the hoo-hah. I won the contest. He waiting and he took his chance. I looked around for the little bugger but he was long gone, leaving me with something to remember him by. A tale I could tell my grandchildren. Along with a warning, never underestimate God's creatures, it might come back to bite you.

hi barbara now I know what causes these teen girls to go shrieking and laughing while running on the beach. they ha ve all got bitten on the hoo=hah with a spider, after all their bikini bottoms are too tiny to stop a spider. now I know.

This honestly reminds me of a thought I had once right before sleep.. That is, I had some sort of weird thought of a snake being in bed. I quickly dismissed it right before slipping off into dreamland, where I dreamt about.. you guessed it, snakes. And lots of them. You think that you would have dreamt of a spider atleast! hmmm...

What is the fatal attraction of insects and arachnids to hoo-hahs? Okay, I know your bite was just wishful thinking, but a wasp gained access to my hoo-hah when I was on my way to our communal pool for a swim. One of our friends - who is quite tasty - offered to suck the poison out for me, but his wife wouldn't let him, so I had to rub it with garlic instead. Definitely not so much fun, but it did ease the pain - once it stopped smarting.

Faking it again I see

so did you changed into spider man? i always wonder what happens when a spider really bites u

Your hoo-hah? In my part of the world that's not the butt so it must be the...you know. Hmmm. That would be VERY bad. I mean, a spider bite is bad in any event. But on the hoo-hah? Thank heavens it was just a thought and not an actual event.