dirty jokes
@sweetguy_7650 (65)
Jordan
September 4, 2006 1:31pm CST
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
now tell me yours
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@RideCuStomy2k (917)
• United States
4 Sep 06
That one takes too long to read so it ruins the joke...
@jtj_hello (627)
• Philippines
11 Nov 11
I somewhat agree to you! And if you take it's moral value, well it has no maral at all
@jtj_hello (627)
• Philippines
11 Nov 11
hahaha. LOL! That was really funny. I just hope this will not happen in real life. Graveyard is basically the resting place of our departed. That's where they are being visited during halloween. Making fun of that place is insane, shameful and too idiotic. The girl with the expensive panties should have been more sensetive. The relative of the person in that tomb where she got the ribbon probably are so saddened by the fact that they can no longer see their love one and there she was, doing some deeds of an uneducated person. I understand that this is a joke, but who knows..this might be happening in real life.
@blessonje (1651)
• India
22 Sep 06
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night.
@flametune (3)
• Israel
24 Dec 09
I got a good one for ya
a mom brought to her son an electric toy train ... one day the son was playing with his toy trian while his mother cooked dinner .. suddenly she hears her sun yelling "all you sons of bitshes better get off at your station or you will miss it" she walked angry into his room saying "you better not use this language around here young man" .. 5 minuts later she hears her son yelling again "all you sons of bitshes better get off at your station or you will miss it" .. the mom stepped in his room raging "that's it you are grounded for 2 hours now go to your room" the son spends 2 hours in his room .. after that he starts playing with his toy train again .. his mother hears him yelling .. "to the gentlemen which are their station is coming up please exit the train then" a smile is drawn upon the mother's face .. but within two seconds the boy screams "but all of you motherfukers who is pissed off at the 2 hours delay better go talk to the bitsh in the kitchen!!:D
a bit long but worth the reading enjoy;P
