Job Creation scheme
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
November 15, 2012 12:00pm CST
As those of you that have known me for some time will know, here at P1ke Towers we like to do things differently. I often hear staff complaining about how much they dislike their jobs. Then I read in the newspaper that unemployed people would love to find work. In the interests of providing both with a satisfactory outcome I have decreed that from Monday any member of staff heard to complain about his or her job is to be dismissed immediately and replaced by one of those unemployed people anxious to work. I am quite sure that both parties will be happy. What is not to like?
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8 responses
@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
15 Nov 12
Excellent! You will never want for staff--those who complain are fired, replaced by those grateful for a job. As the new staff becomes accustomed to the job they will begin to complain and then be fired. The old staff will gladly return, having tasted the consequences of having no job. Tired of rooting through the rubbish for their dinner, they'll gladly return. Eventually they will be replaced by the formerly disgruntled staff and you will have a revolving staff, all of whom you are familiar with and eventually no training will be necessary as they rotate in and out the door! 
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@pumpkinjam (8709)
• United Kingdom
17 Nov 12
I think that is an excellent idea. I find that the people who complain the most about their jobs actually have quite good ones.
@pumpkinjam (8709)
• United Kingdom
18 Nov 12
Only last week, in fact, I was talking to a colleague who seemed to be complaining that she could not study in the day as I do. I held my tongue but thought she might be grateful to have a full time job which she chose to do.
@BarBaraPrz (46885)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
15 Nov 12
The unemployed are more anxious to get paid than to work, so you may have a little problem there.
@Canellita (12029)
• United States
15 Nov 12
ROFLOL! Wow, what a solution! Be sure to drop back in and let us know this decree works out. Legions of the unemployed are, I am sure, waiting with baited breath to learn who will be the first in your organization to create an opportunity for them.
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@mariaperalta (19073)
• Mexico
15 Nov 12
Great idea you have there... maybe other companies could try that.
@bhanusb (5709)
• India
16 Nov 12
I think you always try to satisfy the union leader so that you can make fool the anxious workers.
