What A Beautiful Pair Of T!ts
By robspeakman
@robspeakman (1700)
December 1, 2012 2:32pm CST
I was looking through the window and a saw a beautiful pair of t!ts....
Now, I would imagine that some of you have opened this discussion in OUTRAGE!!
I would imagine that a couple of you have even opened this discussion in the hope of seeing BREASTS, BOOBS and OTHER LOVELY LADY PARTS.....
SORRRRRRRYYY.
I am actually talking about a pair of blue T!ts that nest in my garden - Blue T!ts being a bird that is native to the UK.
I am not naive. I actually wrote an article about a lovely pair of t!ts - purely to test SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMISATION or SEO and KEYWORDS AND TAGS.
It worked a treat - I got a shedload of views from sweaty teenage boys and seedy men hoping to glimpse a pair or lovely breasts
Thanks for visiting
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9 responses
@mariaperalta (19073)
• Mexico
1 Dec 12
HMmmmmmm. saturday night at the comedy club I see. Rob-- you will always be my favorite no matter where I fond you at.
@robspeakman (1700)
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1 Dec 12
Thank you Maria
I was reminded of this following our "BUST OR BUSY" conversation
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@mariaperalta (19073)
• Mexico
1 Dec 12
Yes.. that was funny as well. Still cant get into mg, after log in.
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@robspeakman (1700)
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1 Dec 12
I wouldn't worry - there are only two people on the site
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@Bluebell18 (636)
• United States
1 Dec 12
Awesome, Rob! I thought you were talking about lady parts, bro!
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
1 Dec 12
hi robsspeakman boy will you get the responses on this one and I am sure
the lambie will bite first maybe not. But I sort of had a hunch you were talking
of something a bit different. like the blue t!ts. birds of course people!
I do not think we have them here in the US even in California. Mocking
birds, warblers other species of birds swallows b t no blue t!ts. I have
seen pictures of them and they look lovely too.
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
2 Dec 12
not a guy but appreciate lovely birds and or t!ts. just thought id check and see. if the pics are here of these beautiful birds. 
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
2 Dec 12
where is the link? guess i will look it up to see these.
@inertia4 (27960)
• United States
6 Dec 12
I do have to say that I just learned something new here. I never knew about those Blue T!Ts birds. I can see how someone would say, wait a minute. I like this one. I did not think I was going to open this discussion and see a nice pair. I knew already you cannot use certain words. I saw how you typed it. But I also did not know it was about birds. I just looked them up. They are nice looking small birds. As a matter of fact they are a real nice pair of T!Ts. LOL. Hey Now!!!
@robspeakman (1700)
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6 Dec 12
The t!ts are lovely Steve - My son and I often comment on how nice the t!ts are...
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@mythociate (21432)
• Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
1 Dec 12
Of course, I'm going to make one of the tags above 'birds' or 'type of bird' or 'bird-watcher' or 'bird-species' or something, to 'protect the net from this h@ck.' 
@robspeakman (1700)
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2 Dec 12
Funny you should say that...
I overhead the Good Lady on the phone talking to her sister, she was saying that the bloke next door showed her his massive C@CK!
I was shocked, I didn't even know he kept CHICKENS
@bellis716 (4799)
• United States
3 Dec 12
The names given some fowls and animals can be interesting. It makes one wonder which came first, the name of the bird or animal, or the common usage of the word.
@rjschultz68 (387)
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2 Dec 12
I'm sure Bill Oddie would not welcome the likes of the lesser-spotted Jimmy Saville into his ornithological hideout!
