My god...my vampires made twilight look postivley wonderful!

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Back when I was in middle school, I stumbled across two things in short succession: The powerful and sexy vampire, and online text based roleplaying. This immediately led to me roleplaying as the most over-powered, mary sue, and unvampire-like creatures ever to grace the internet. I will not share the horror of my screename with you, only that she lived off animals, could walk in sunlight, and could jump as far down as she wanted without hurting herself. I have since thoroughly destroyed this character, but she was my first. This vampire I want to share was still pretty bad, though. He was an angel that fell in love with a vampire. So god disowned him and the vampire changed him. And all the vampires he created after that had a second personality in their brains..... Any stupid things you used to write as a teenager?