I believe there are ninjas running mylot
By Renhard
@Renhard (3471)
Jamaica
January 10, 2013 1:27pm CST
It doesn't even make sense I try to figure out the algorithm that this site is build on. But there is one thing that interests me a lot. I have been thinking the same thing for the few years that I have joined this site.
It seems veracious but how in heaven is mylot able to check so many posts. So many! There are so many people on this site and it is growing everyday. How do they do it?
There is only one explanation: They are ninjas. Yes I figured it out, some brilliant ninjas with super powers.
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16 responses
@Mavic123456 (21893)
• Thailand
11 Jan 13
OK OK.. fine I admit... my father was Japanese... I was born ihn Japan... and... I like wearing socks on my face... my nickname is Kunoichi....... shh.. don't tell... am I the Ninja my opponents might know my secret identity.
@Mavic123456 (21893)
• Thailand
12 Jan 13
hmm... my powers... just... hmmm.... ahhhhm... i don't know. it is a special power that only the comes out in danger. depends on the situation.. but I can be a good joker. LOL
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
It is the hamsters that do everything on here. That is why there are glitches and probably why they need our help in finding the violations
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
You don't have any glitches?
Can you post comments on your friends' profiles?
@echoforever (5180)
• United States
10 Jan 13
Lots of hamsters, in little wheels...
lots and lots of little wheels.
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Oh my word thank you. I will prepare my speech.
"Good day fellow mylotters and other human beings, today I am receiving this prize for my wonderful discover and I was told I need to prepare such a speech to rock you guys. SO hear goes. It was hard the days that we worked together to make those wonderful discussions. Those time I took a little longer than usually to reply to your discussions, I wasn't wasting time. Trust me on that one. I was there just looking, just looking at mylot. Staring and trying to figure out the possibilities. And then I got a tip, the tip was : (Sorry I can't discussed such private information ) Anyway yes and that tip got me to the veracious conclusion. So i will like to thank all of you for helping me reach so far. For holding on and coping while I just sat down on my toilet thinking and reasoning. I really appreciate it.
@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
10 Jan 13
Lol, I love your idea of that ninjas are in control of Mylot. It sounds like something my 8 year old brother in law would say.
It is an idea but I'm not a 100% sold on the idea.
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@ShyBear88 (59347)
• Sterling, Virginia
11 Jan 13
Maybe get the doughnuts and coffee. Oh wait thats of the police not ningas. I don't know what Ningas like to eat.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Jan 13
hi renhard oh I think that they re just super hard working people
but still maybe very brilloienat ninjas Renhard. they do get things done and on the ball too and we get paid on time every time.
You are one brilliant myloltter to figure that all out wow.
@celticeagle (168126)
• Boise, Idaho
10 Jan 13
I doubt you would be able to figure this out. It is constantly changing I am thinking. And not everyone even posts very often so it can't be that hard to check them all. It sure is a growing site. I remember when I first came on the site. It only had about 60,000 members. Now look at it. What would ninjas do?
@jazel_juan (15746)
• Philippines
10 Jan 13
how about angels? or spies? or under cover mylotters? i mean what's with ninjas?
@LovingMyBabies (85288)
• Valdosta, Georgia
10 Jan 13
Ninjas huh? Maybe... I can only think of one ninja around here... I like ninjas, their sexy!
@echoforever (5180)
• United States
10 Jan 13
I will admit the Admin are ninja-like
I think they're just more numerous than we imagine!
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
10 Jan 13
Did you see those on GoAskAlice's friend list?
http://www.mylot.com/GoAskAlice/friends
In a discussion by Crash (which you can find on his profile) he speaks of 15 at the time of responding on that discussion years ago.
@Nursefrai06 (2498)
• Penrith, Australia
10 Jan 13
Haha! Lol on that! They're not good ninjas then since you figured out about them. XD anyway, I think it's against the rules to mess with mylot's algorithm. Hahaha! Anyway, I think the members themselves are the one reporting wether a post should be removed or not. There are so many posts on mylot and it's impossible for them to read ever single one of them. So I think the way a post is rated helps them know if a post is worthy of deletion or not. :)
@Nursefrai06 (2498)
• Penrith, Australia
10 Jan 13
I don't think there is just 2 of them. XD those two who have been figured out, they are a disgrace to the ninja clan. They have to practice their hiding skills more!! Hahaha. :D
If they were real ninjas, the thought of ninjas wouldn't have even crossed your mind. XD
@Renhard (3471)
• Jamaica
10 Jan 13
Yes they can slow down time. Time might continue for us but they start to move super speed to us. If i had that super power, I would have no more homework late, and everything cleaning would be done in a couple of seconds. I wish I could have those powers.