I went to a friend's place

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He asked me if i would rather have coffee or tea i said coffee he asked me whether i wanted it with black or brown, i said black he said with milk or without milk? i said with milk. He said cow milk or ship. i said cow. he said low fat or full cream? i said low fat, he asked me sugar or not? i said sugar he said brown or white, i said i hate brown sugar. He said cane sugar or beet i said, please give me a glass of water. he asked me cold or fresh/. i replied fresh. He said tap water or mineral water. I said let go i will have nothing. What were you going to do if you were in that situation...