I Went to Target Today Looking For Water Pistols For the Little Kids Upstairs...

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What do you suppose was the first thing I saw? Banana Clip Quick reloads for this huge assault rifle shaped water gun...I bought it... If they keep making these for kids(and adult kids too) they will NEVER be able to ban the real ones... They are too much of our culture...If even the kids who are being brainwashed in school to be good little socialists and liberals, can successfully IGNORE the brainwashing and want these little WMDs then the liberals have in fact FAILED! By the way there were many different WMD squirt guns there...They were really cool! I bought some fairly sedate ones for the kids...But just wait until the pool gets warm enough...I will blow them away...You see unlike some people, I do not believe in arming the opposition in a manner that might give them the advantage over me or my allies...