A woman. A Computer and a Cat
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
February 22, 2013 10:25am CST
Here I go with sweeping statements. A woman with a computer must have a cat. A woman with a cat must have a computer. Probably, a cat with a computer must have a woman! When I look at Facebook and the like it seems to me that two thirds of female avatars/or photographs seem to be feline related. I am clearly missing out. But then I am a mere male!
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@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
23 Feb 13
OMG...I know what "saphy" is referring too! If I just had another Vodka..I would lose my inhibitions, AND tell you what some men refer to women as.......
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
22 Feb 13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgJG6_6hsJg
So that people can hear the song. I read the lyrics and had to look it up! There's a Difford and Tilbrook video but it's in an outdoor venue and you can't understand a word they sing!
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
2 Mar 13
hi dragon I am glad you said you cannot understand a word they sing as now I donot feel so stuid as I leistend to the video.
@blackrusty (3519)
• Mexico
22 Feb 13
ok i am so lost with that i am male too and i have both what does that make me
@blackrusty (3519)
• Mexico
22 Feb 13
yeah thanks that was a real toung twister to read in my head never mind saying it out load lol
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@BarBaraPrz (47314)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
22 Feb 13
Hello, my name is Woman and I have a cat and a computer...
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
22 Feb 13
I'm sure you'll find there are a lot of exceptions but it does seem that cats are taking over the internet! You hear about a lot of women hoarding cats, living with up to a hundred of them, but you rarely hear about anyone hoarding dogs. I wonder why that is?
I'm deathly allergic to cats and a couple hours around one will usually see me in the emergency room for breathing treatments. It's a shame, for I really love cats. So I'm a dog owner and they are the most spoiled dogs around. I love all animals, really, even reptiles. I've never been bitten by anything but a scorpion and that's probably only because he was in my shoe and not expecting to see my toes!
I think women generally lean toward cats because they are snuggly but also very independent and can mostly take care of themselves. Why these same women want to keep a man, the exact opposite of a cat, is beyond me!
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
2 Mar 13
he he my husband was soft and big and cuddly so I did not need a cat
and also he cu ld tak tol me and tease me and make me laugh tool lol
@dainy1313 (2370)
• Leon, Mexico
23 Feb 13
What funny it is! I have 5 cats too, I have three computers, and I love when my cats sleep over my two old monitors, because they are warm over there. While I work online the most of the time they are sleeping over my monitor. Sometimes two of them are over the same monitor.
So I learnt that I am a woman that has two old monitors
Blessings GreenMoo and P1kef1sh... dainy
@pumpkinjam (8763)
• United Kingdom
22 Feb 13
I am a woman (apparently) who owns a computer but I do not have a cat. I find that there are a ridiculous number of photos of and posts about dogs. Perhaps it is what we observer. Is it a typically English thing to see more of that which we don't like than that which we do?
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@pumpkinjam (8763)
• United Kingdom
22 Feb 13
My gender has been questioned on occasion! Then there are all these things apparently inherent in men and women which make me wonder if I have a 'male' brain!
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@scorpiobabes (7225)
• United States
22 Feb 13
I guess that I'm part of that 1/3 that does NOT have anything cat-related on their wall, other than something rescue-related. I'm a dog person-and seem to be allergic to cats now.
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@scorpiobabes (7225)
• United States
22 Feb 13
I try, I try.
My boyfriend was so attached to the three cats that he had adopted with his now-estranged wife (she started the divorce proceedings, then let everything expire)...he is always pointing out cute cat things at the antique center, but I always dismiss them. I'm not interested in being the unmarried woman with a cat!
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@UtopianIdealist (1604)
• United States
23 Feb 13
I have a few computers yet no pets. I guess I am just missing out.
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@jagjit273 (1754)
• India
23 Feb 13
Three of them are very confusing and hard to understand some times.
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@thewonderboy (7501)
• India
23 Feb 13
I am an male and I was having a cat and a PC at the same time in the past and now I own only one, my PC. My lovely cat was passed away in an accident and I am in search of a new good cute cat.
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@BabyCheetah (1911)
• Australia
23 Feb 13
I feel left out, I am a woman with a computer and no cat! But I would have a cat if I could but I can't. So maybe that would count, we just love cats I guess
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@BabyCheetah (1911)
• Australia
24 Feb 13
I shall. For now though I just enjoy other peoples cats when I go to visit
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@extremefun4fun (2908)
• India
23 Feb 13
Well I am a lady and I do not have cat, I think my little naghty child is the best kitten for me :)
@MsTickle (25180)
• Australia
26 Feb 13
We have all three at my place...the cat owns me and also the computer when he wants to...according to him, if he finds the keyboard the absolute best place to lie down and smooch, then it's HIS!
My avatar at Facebook has an owl in it. Mind you, my avatar here has a cat...in case you hadn't noticed.
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@pergammano (7682)
• Canada
23 Feb 13
The more humans I know...the more I like my animals! My dog and my cat cohabit in a manner humans should take NOTE of!
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@velvet53 (22534)
• Palisade, Colorado
4 Apr 13
I have had cats in the past and liked them but they were outside. Guess each to their own when it comes to animals. Now if I could keep a horse where I live I would do that. But the yard isn't big enough and I am sure some neighbors would complain :)
@RitterSport (2451)
• Lippstadt, Germany
1 Mar 13
lets modify that a little bit..... A woman with a computer must love cats...... yes. Having a computer right now typing on the laptop, being a cat person but not able to give a cat a home as the contract forbids them......... lol......
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@randomarts09 (1405)
• Indonesia
2 Mar 13
I am a woman, have a computer and don't have any cats, so....Am I a less woman? LOL
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