Why Should I Go Back to YouTube when They Don't Even Miss Me?

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Well I don't know; are there long, drawn-out lamentations of 'how YouTube is a terrible-terrible place when mythmanjay's not there'? That's kind of how I imagine G*d feels about humans on Earth: we're not even mentioning His name (which we never really knew in the first place)! no 'remembrances of those good ol` times when G*d was walking with us in the Garden' ... Even at Gospel Celebration Fellowship (which isn't technically part of any church, but holds to the 'ol` time religion'-story that Jesus is a magic cosmic zombie who will one day come & lead us to His Paradise planet, and'll throw whoever we don't like into the fire-&-pointy-thing pit forever), they keep praying He'll 'come an` git us sometime soon,' but they're FEARING the day when He will---'gitten us ready fur when He comes,' as if we'll have to do something like "hold our breath for a long time as He drags us through outer-space" or "set our bodies on fire to light His way through the universe" ... So-what if I never go back to YouTube? What am I missing out-on?