Farting - will you tell the truth, lie or act like a victim?

There is no way to go out if we fart in elevator. If it happen in classroom or office room or in a meeting we can ask an excuse to go out and let the gas out freely without anyone should smell or hear it Thank God it never happen to me, farting in an elevator, I can imagine all the suffer expression if I do that, and I wont confess, I will be a victiom too, except if its a loud fart

hahaha ohhh i would lie lie lie, cover my nose, pretend it's not me!! :D I mean even if its just 2 people, me and another one id still lie! Blame it on the Pet. No pets around? Blame it on the ''Outside''. Id even go as far as to Blame the other person(politely with a smile)... Haha i mean even if we're in an enclosed room, which is airtight, id blame it on something...Like DUDE, THE TV IS BURNING its the Wires omg :P But ok at the end of the day, if its a VERY GOOD friend, i might just go and do it and make it loud on purpose, hahaaha and laugh about it while he/she suffers...Im talking about the friend that you've known for many years, you know what i mean...

Yes, I lie by claiming farts that aren't mine. Even if it wasn't me who did it I'll apologize for it. Unless the fart is unworthy of me and then I'll point to the dog.

I'm telling I was the one. I try to hold it in, when I feel the need to fart in public, but sometimes I can't help it. Then I'm going to apologize. There's nothing ruder than acting innocent or outraged when you farted, and try to blame other people for it...

I would rather suffer a tummy ache than fart in an elevator. Thank goodness this hasn't happened to me, but just in case it did, I will pretend to be mad and annoyed and probably act like I am one of the victims. But I wonder if I can still pull this off if instead of being silent and stinky, my fart is loud.

If I farted silently in an elevator, I will pretend to be angry and cover my nose. Haha. I have not experienced farting loudly on a public place but if I did, I guess I'll say sorry.