I'm laughting at this posting on Facebook
By 911Ricki
@911Ricki (13588)
Canada
March 16, 2013 9:59pm CST
I saw this posted on Facebook, and laughted through it because it's completely true.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ..
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .
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7 responses
@AnnieHouston (208)
• China
18 Mar 13
Interesting~~~Though I'm not living in Canada, I still have the experience of talking to strangers for a few minutes through telephone. Especially my mother, she talked to a stranger who was originally willing to talk to another guy who she thought was in my family. We asked mom who she was talking to for almost 15 minutes, she said:"I don't know! She just gave me a very worm greetings and asked our family well or not...then she told me she wanted to find someone called XXX, I even don't know who this guy was!" We laughed a lot even today, this was indeed an interesting experience.
@BarBaraPrz (47611)
• St. Catharines, Ontario
17 Mar 13
Actually, Windsor, Ontario is SOUTH of Detroit!
http://www.mto.gov.on.ca/english/traveller/map/images/pdf/southont/sheets/Map1.pdf
Someone doesnèt know geography.
@redredrose (1105)
• United States
17 Mar 13
It does sound funny tho i have never been to Canada before. I once saw on fb the same thing only about you might live in Missouri if and it was hilarious because i have lived my whole life in Missouri. I think i will posy the one about Missouri and see what people think. Thanks for this discussion and for the laugh. I like discussions like this because they make me smile and laugh. Okay i'm going to post my discussion about you might live in Missouri if that i heard was done by the comedian Jeff Foxworthy and was so funny.
@mariaperalta (19073)
• Mexico
22 Mar 13
I love a good laugh. Thanks so much for sharing this with us here.
@Laurenlynn (715)
• Canada
17 Mar 13
Hi 911 Ricki That is so funny and so true this is what I love most about the good people who live in Canada they can always laugh at themselves I personally like the Halloween costume.
@monkmano (585)
• Canada
18 Mar 13
2 that really stood out to this canadian are the halloween costume. i was puffy cleopatra, puffy witch, and my sister was a puffy princess. the other one is measuring in hours WE DO THAT SO MUCH! these postings may seem dramatic but its so true! 2hours north ive said that so many times explaining where my small town is lol.
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