Oh, I wanna tell you....

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Many people never heard of Rodney and the way he would make fun of himself... like how he came in second in a beauty pageant... everyone else tied for first. He went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect." My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!" I was told I have the face of a Saint... a Saint Bernard Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch. Much of his stuff is dirty, so I caution you to google his material but I still miss someone who would make fun of himself...