Just not my day

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My day is going from bad to worse! Heat wave started early for one thing. I didn't get much sleep and woke up early, which makes me a real b*tch most of the day. I get to the grocery store and even though I enjoyed the cold in there, I couldn't wait to LEAVE and get away from the crowd. I just wanted to come home. Upon the door, stupid dog ruins my carpet with pee in her excitement so I smacked her rump because she POISES FOR THE SH*T. Halfway through putting away the groceries I get myself a beer and end up spilling some of it on my table (Good beer too!).