Naked in a Park!

I don't remember how I got there, but there was a man next to me sleeping with my pink panties over his head.

First time drink tequilla i was all good all night while drinking it until I got up to leave then BANG like a truck it hit me. All I can really remember was stumbling out of the bar into a buddies truck and thats it. The next morning I woke up I was in the backyard pants to my knees out cold. It scares me casue to this day I still can't figure out why my pants where down in the first place!lol I have never touch tequilla sinc then.

i looked around, see myself so naked, so sexy (LOL), i'm in a park full of beautiful colorful flowers. i tell myself, i must be dreaming. but no, canabis1 said i just woke up. so it can't be a dream. so i walked around and saw a man, he's naked too, with perfect body built and handsome face. he's approaching me with love and longing in his eyes. and he's standing infront of me, put his arms around me gently, and he's coming closer... and closer... oh gosh, he's going to kiss me ... BLAG! whattaheck???!!! i fell out of my bed! urgh, it's just a dream!!! waaaaaaaaaaaah, how could i be dreamin i'm dreamin? :(

The Ladies Auxilary was having their anual bake sale and Fiber festival at the city park. My friends dared me to run naked through the crowd of elderlies to cause a little ruckus. So i disrobed and went running and screaming through the crowd when without warning i slipped on a stray peice of Sister Berthas Double Divine Divinity and fell flat on my back and head knocking me unconceious. Thankfully the Benovelent Order of Brother Antelope were patrolling the affair ( looking for volunteers for the 2007 Grandmas gone wild calender ) and they picked me up and layed me on a bench. The Country Cousins Sewing circle and anti-terrorist society gave me an afgan to cover over with( a blanket not a real Afgan) Needless to say my friends were no where to be found, and if you check out the calender next year i get an honorable mention in august!!!

i got drunk, did crazy stuff and woke up naked in the park( imagination)

i dont know and i am not sure about its hapopening takethis picture at berlin iy really is there

i woke up in the bushes in gorky park i was the third shooter.... unfortunaltely it was very cold that day so i had to get real close for the round to go off.to this day that squirrell is still looking for his winter supply of nuts.

first give your imagination.

first give your imagination.

All I'll confess to is a bottle of Tequila Rose, a hot hockey player, and a very very low will power! I swear officer, I HAD my clothes on!