Procristination(quoted from www.hxen.com)-mountain to climb

Wenzhou, China
June 5, 2013 12:45am CST
(quoted from )@fruitcakeliz 1 Procrastination, pro-cra-sti-nation. Procrastination. 2 Procrastination is avoiding doing something.3 Procrastination is not being able to get started.4 It's reading a book. It's descaling a kettle. It's color-coordinating your shelves. It's sharpening your pencil.5 Procrastination is spending 30 minutes looking for the right pen. It's spending 10 minutes getting the right pen to work. 6 Procrastination is making a cup of tea. 7 Procrastination is finding the most difficult way of doing something. It's jumping from one idea to another, to another. 8 It’s checking your emails,writing your emails… 9 Procrastination is… is just sorcerizing words in your emails. 10Procrastination is staring at the window… It’s watching the neighbours… It’s watching television…It’s being unable to stop watching television ! 11 It’s smoking your cigarette.It’s doing the dishes 12 Procrastination is… tiding your desk. 13It’s creating… a, a fire-escaping plan.14Procrastination is rearranging your furniture. 15 It’s playing computer games. It’s playing imaginary computer games with your furniture. 16Procrastination is pairing up your socks. 17 It’s writing thank-you letters, it’s not writing thank-you letters.18Procrastination… is daydreaming.Procrastination… is petting something. It’s watering a plant. It’s doodling. Procrastination is trying to grow a mustache. It’s chasing a fly, tapping your pencil. 19 t’s doing eight things at once and not getting one done. 20Procrastination is taking a nap…Procrastination… is getting drunk.It’s scratching yourselves. It’s making a cup of tea.21It’s cutting your finger, it’s oiling the bike, it’s picking your nose! 22It’s waiting for the postman, it’s trying to avoid the inevitable. 23 Procrastination is writing lists.It’s not being able to decide what way to do something. It’s over-complicating things yourself. 24It’s being afraid to finish something. It’s not knowing when to finish something.It’s not knowing how to finish… something.
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