13 Funny Rejection Lines by Girls!!

@arcideaco (1257)
Singapore
June 7, 2013 8:52pm CST
The below are some of the funny rejection lines. Please note that it is 8 lines below. For the full version and more jokes and funny stuffs, please refer to the article link. 1. Q: You are the reason why men fall in love. A: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don’t. 2. Q: I will do whatever it takes to please you. A: Ok, please me by get out of my sight. 3. Q: So, what is your sign? A: “Do not enter” 4. Q: I find you really familiar. I may have met you somewhere before. A: So do you still see me there after you first saw me? Q: No, why ask? A: Because thats why I don’t go there anymore. 5. Q: What is your number? A: Its in the telephone book. 6. Q: Then whats your name for me to check? A: Its in the telephone book too. 7. Q: Is this seat taken? A: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down. 8. Q: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together. A: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put “F” and “U” together.
1 response
@Aja103654 (5644)
• Philippines
8 Jun 13
Really painful but effective if you want the guy to go away for good
@arcideaco (1257)
• Singapore
8 Jun 13
Yes, I am sure. Heh.
@Aja103654 (5644)
• Philippines
9 Jun 13
@arcideaco This reminds me of the time when this guy suddenly told me to watch another dude peeing somewhere. He told me that I should be interested to see that guy's genitals. Then I told him that he must be really gay since he's so enthusiastic about the topic. Argh, those kind of guys need to be mindful of what they say to girls.
@arcideaco (1257)
• Singapore
9 Jun 13
@Aja103654 I hope the girls would like these lines. They are quite useful. Cheers.