13 Funny Rejection Lines by Girls!!
By ARC IDEA CO
@arcideaco (1257)
Singapore
June 7, 2013 8:52pm CST
The below are some of the funny rejection lines. Please note that it is 8 lines below. For the full version and more jokes and funny stuffs, please refer to the article link.
1. Q: You are the reason why men fall in love.
A: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don’t.
2. Q: I will do whatever it takes to please you.
A: Ok, please me by get out of my sight.
3. Q: So, what is your sign?
A: “Do not enter”
4. Q: I find you really familiar. I may have met you somewhere before.
A: So do you still see me there after you first saw me?
Q: No, why ask?
A: Because thats why I don’t go there anymore.
5. Q: What is your number?
A: Its in the telephone book.
6. Q: Then whats your name for me to check?
A: Its in the telephone book too.
7. Q: Is this seat taken?
A: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.
8. Q: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put “U” and “I” together.
A: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put “F” and “U” together.
1 response
@Aja103654 (5644)
• Philippines
8 Jun 13
Really painful but effective if you want the guy to go away for good
@Aja103654 (5644)
• Philippines
9 Jun 13
@arcideaco
This reminds me of the time when this guy suddenly told me to watch another dude peeing somewhere. He told me that I should be interested to see that guy's genitals. Then I told him that he must be really gay since he's so enthusiastic about the topic. Argh, those kind of guys need to be mindful of what they say to girls.
@arcideaco (1257)
• Singapore
9 Jun 13
@Aja103654 I hope the girls would like these lines.
They are quite useful.
Cheers.