i saw this and thought i would share
By jim bo45
@jimbo45reborn (352)
Aberdeen, Scotland
August 7, 2013 4:02pm CST
What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Why are lawyers buried in deeper graves than other folks?
Deep down, they're much nicer people.
Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep trying to bury them.
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@FrugalMommy (1438)
• United States
7 Aug 13
What do you get if you send the Godfather to law school?
An offer you can't understand.
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@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
7 Aug 13
omg we must have been singing from the same hymn book
@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
7 Aug 13
@FrugalMommy What separates police officers from the lowest form of life on the earth?
In the courtroom, it's the partitions around the witness stand.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
10 Aug 13
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps, and California has all the lawyers?
New Jersey got first choice.
@jimbo45reborn (352)
• Aberdeen, Scotland
10 Aug 13
hiya,
this post is a dig at the legal profession
