tv - transvestite or something else

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well blow me down with a gurricane called karina!! the 21st century has confused me somewhat i always thought that "tv" was an abbreviation for "transvestite" but now i find out that it means something else a square once box like appliance that works like magic and shows you stuff like what is going on in the world and other stuffs like music etc of course living in outback scotland i wouldnt be expected to be aware of such technological advances but i decided to check this "tv" thing out and ventured into the big city - the oil capital of a place called europe - aberdone !! it used to be called aberdeen but the conservatives got into power and finished the place so aberdone it is!! anyway - i gazed upon the square box from outwith the retail premises it was on display in and i worked it out it is merely a lip reading tool as there was no sound to give a clue as to what a man called aboma and another smaller guy called putitin in were saying - and to be fair neither would make a good transvestite - both had an adams apple !!!! so tv???? do you have one or not and be honest what would you rather HAVE a transvestite - or a square box well living where i do the choice for me is this a transvestite or a sheep and at least a transvestite talks the same language and is audible the square box ............well it mimed!