Another (anti) feminist offering - lol

Aberdeen, Scotland
August 12, 2013 3:54pm CST
Ladies and gentlemen - please do not take this stuff seriously. Especially the ladies because every time you do, the anti feminists score a touch down and laugh at you! Like my last tongue in cheek offering and a nice new lady member has the opening gambit in reply that she is kinda frightened - grow a skin dearie, So here is a clever joke How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to exclaim that the light-bulb has violated the socket, and the other to secretly wish that she was the socket. Boom Boom!! Fancy another one - ok here goes How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb: 12. One to screw it in, one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like", one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men, one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary. Now that one is clever, eh.
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
13 Aug 13
snicker
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@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
14 Aug 13
@swaralatha I love chocolate
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• Aberdeen, Scotland
16 Aug 13
• Hyderabad, India
14 Aug 13
you like this chocolate very much i think so
@FrugalMommy (1438)
• United States
12 Aug 13
Three gents were drinking apple martinis in a bar and had gotten to the stage of arguing about details. "I tell you it's spelled W-O-O-M," the first said loudly. "No no, no," the second protested. "It's W-O-O-0-M.' "You're both wrong," the third ventured. "I say it's W-O-O-M-B." A gynecologst passing spoke up. "You're getting close," she told them. "Actually, it's W-O-M-B." They stared at her a moment, then stared at each other. Finally one spoke: "Madam," he said, "it's obvious that you've never heard an elephant fart."
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• Aberdeen, Scotland
12 Aug 13
lol, very clever
• Hyderabad, India
14 Aug 13
wow very intelligent
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