No valentines day in my office setting

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Every been single on Valentines Day? Well this year I'm single, so your not alone.Look at the bright side you don't have to buy anything.This is for the ones who live along and are cheapskates. U can look back at photos of all the other Valentines day you have celebrated and say " Well that's to damn bad cause you ain't get nothing from me this year". I've brought 20-30 dollar bears,cards, and expensive cholocate well not any more. Im just going to step on about my business and secretly send me some flowers, bears, and expensive cholocate that say "From Anonymous". Then when she makes it her business to "Just stop bye" and ask who all that stuff is from I'm going to say " From her mother who's have an affair with me because her father can't produce in bed anymore and who is old,stribled up, and Small". And before she has time to slap me I'm going to turn and go into my office and slam my door and Say the popular Phrase " its not you, it me. or " Carma Is a bit**".