fart in front of girlfriend or boyfriend?

No, I never have, but now i'm married and it doesn't matter, but of course I don't like when he does...lol.

If my wife farts, I make sure to remember it for the rest of the day. Then, at night, when we're in bed, I give her the old "Dutch Oven." I pull the covers over her head and I release an explosive Beef stew smelling fart. She struggles, but I won't remove the covers from over her head. Traumatizing her in this way usually keeps her from farting near me for about three weeks.

Not a nice thing to do.

If someone is my boyfriend, i don't mind letting loose in front of them, I mean seriously, how can you hold it in all the time? People fart something like 11 times a day--that's crazy. And if you think I'm lying, just count yours for a day. Granted, some of them will be while you're sleeping and you won't be aware of it, but trust me, you fart more than you think!

no i never do that.it wud be so embarassing!

Once your with each other for a while, you end up having too someday. But don't let them get comfartable...

No but i did walmart Host LOL

this made me smile because when I just started to go out with my boyfriend I always would hold my fart now I really do not care. I could not go to the bathroom if he was around now it really does not matter

i know its damn embarrising but sumtimes u cant help it!!!!!!!!!

This is a very funny discussion. But I am sooo shy, that I can not say the truth to the whole World.

This is hilarious. You eventually do and it really doesn't matter.

yes,it is no good to not pass your gass as soon as possible

I do, although generally I try to be nice and warn him first.. or leave the room (if I know it's going to be deadly). My husband doesn't really care who is around. He could be around family during the holidays, and sneak one out... then act like nothing happened.

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I have never done that in front of my past girlfriends and I don't do it in front of family members or friends. That is disgusting and go to the restroom as quickly as possible. :-)

Yes, we have competitions and sometimes light them too. The blue methane gas the farts produce is very interesting and like turning on a bunsen burner. You just have to be careful not to burn your butt tho.

I do. All the time. I'm still embarrassed whe it does happen, but it's apart of life. We are so comfortable with each other that just about anything we do would gross the other out. I think there is a point in the relationship where you learn to deal with these body functions, or should I say malfunctions. Hahahaha

i didnt have a chance, but he did one time. he said shhhh and it was to be it, i smelled nothing nor heared anything. he must be very healthy with no smell. if i feel i must do so i guess i would tell him to move back and return like 1 min later hehhe. haha but the queastion is funny.