What do you like in bed?

@p1kef1sh (45681)
August 11, 2015 4:08pm CST
In an e mail that I found earlier in my spam mail, I notice that Mrs Quintilla Dusenbury has sent me a letter calling me her 'Little Pecker' and asking what I like in bed. I'm unacquainted with the lady and whilst I find her manner a trifle forward, I do feel that it would be churlish of me to decline her kind offer. Perhaps a pot to tea and a couple of slices of toast and marmalade might be in order - about 7am please.
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21 responses
@mysdianait (66009)
• Italy
12 Aug 15
Did she state any charges for whatever you might request her to do? I am wondering if that is the reason that all you could come up with involved food
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@allknowing (137552)
• India
12 Aug 15
A couple of pillows, a torch and something to cover myself with the fan full blast
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
@thesids Oh I have to have a sheet covering me too!
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
12 Aug 15
I need that cover too... no matter whether it is 45 degs C inside or 18 degs C
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@GardenGerty (160879)
• United States
12 Aug 15
I like lots of room in my bed. And cool sheets.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
Despite sleeping alone my bed is king sized. This does come in useful when the daughter or the grands stay over though! Cool sheets are a must!
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
11 Aug 15
I cannot sleep unless I have my laptop under a pillow to my left plus two remotes to the television. My cell phone set to silent but alarmed for the morning.One smaller pillow is put on the larger one.I am in the middle trying to sleep.To my right is another pillow lengthwise to my body as I am prone to rest the sick foot on it. To the right of my pillow is a spray containing morphine so if the old heart starts to give problems then I can take a puff or two to help with the pain.Please et me know if the lady obliges and fulfills your wish list! lol
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@GardenGerty (160879)
• United States
12 Aug 15
It sounds pretty complicated to me.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
@GardenGerty It sounds like it but it is done in under a minute. My eldest son is slightly OCD and I have wondered lately if I am the same in some respects. OCD was not kn own when I was young! lol
@cupkitties (7421)
• United States
12 Aug 15
I like myself and my pillow in the bed. Can't stand to be sleeping beside anybody either. Well, my dog comes and curls next to me, but she gets kicked out eventually. A friend guy tried to nap beside me once and he got the mess kicked out of him. It wasn't deliberate though as I was asleep.
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@Dawwriter (246)
• Pakistan
12 Aug 15
Haha. I like the spam mail in which a banker from an African country offers me 40 million dollars. Then I can lie in my bed and fantasize about what I can do with that money.
@GardenGerty (160879)
• United States
12 Aug 15
@Dawnwriter you seem to have a great idea. We could then be rolling in dough.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
Oh, I have had one like that!
@katsmeow1213 (28716)
• United States
12 Aug 15
I get tons of e-mails like that. Most of mine seem to be geared towards men, and I'm not a man, and my e-mail account is rather feminine, so I don't see how any spammer can assume I'm a male. Oh well, they just go in the delete bin!
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• United States
12 Aug 15
I always get those Russian bride emails. The spammers aren't really seeing who their message gets out to or the brides are desperate enough for a green card, that they're willing to switch teams for it.
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@Sandra1952 (6047)
• Spain
13 Aug 15
A nice cool sheet and a fan overhead? And maybe Colin Firth for company? Or is that not what she meant? Oh, and a glass of cava - not vodka. Vodka in bed is a bit common, whereas cava is classy.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
13 Aug 15
Lol I must remember not to take vodka to bed!
@much2say (55901)
• Los Angeles, California
12 Aug 15
I would like for the kids to be in bed by 8:00 so they can get used to school starting next week. Um, I think that's not what you were asking.
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@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
But it is pertinent! lol
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@thesids (22180)
• Bhubaneswar, India
12 Aug 15
just a few hours of peaceful sleep...
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@firest (76)
• China
12 Aug 15
I like two pillow and a blanket in my bed ,besides, one book also is fine.
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@Jackalyn (7558)
• Oxford, England
12 Aug 15
Now I am giggling. I like tea and toast in bed too. I don't get it unless I get it myself. Maybe a breakfast in bed service would flourish as a business.
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@writerjo (2540)
• India
12 Aug 15
I should be tired and ready to sleep , hot milk , sufficient air filled in my bedroom
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• India
12 Aug 15
Each morning I need to wake up and make my own breakfast. I would love if someone would serve me breakfast in bed daily
@cynthiann (18602)
• Jamaica
12 Aug 15
So would I!
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
12 Aug 15
Why don't you tell her you prefer feathers?
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@elitess (5070)
• Ipswich, England
12 Aug 15
I like a pillow and something to cover myself. While this usually involves bedding sheets, I like to change this with the wife from time to time :D.
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• Howrah, India
12 Aug 15
Why you are thinking so much of a spam email just forget about it.. As the name says it's a spam..
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@WeeRisky (78)
• Falkirk, Scotland
11 Aug 15
In bed i like Anthony Kiedis A girl can dream eh......
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• Kolkata, India
12 Aug 15
When the time is 7 a.m ... I think I will probably dreaming... :p
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@else34 (13515)
• New Delhi, India
12 Aug 15
A good book of my choice and,if possible,a cup of tea and a plate of hot pakodas and green chilly.