It's Labor Day Friday, Kim Davis Is In Jail Special Celebration Edition

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*** Author's Note: I know as well as you do that Kim Davis is not a Christian. I believe in God more than she does. She's just a wannabe lazy martyr who's planning on getting rich by selling books and the movie rights to her life story (Which may not work out very well since her fan base is dying at the rate of about 3000 a day) but it's more entertaining to just believe her story so play along and have fun. *** Let's start the Labor Day Weekend with the most hilarious and morally uplifting story of the week: EXCLUSIVE: Kentucky Clerk: 'This is a fight worth fighting.' Since a lot of you don't have time to click and read long articles, let me show you the funniest part, "Davis has refused to issue marriages licenses for two months since the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage. She argues that her Christian faith should exempt her from signing the licenses." That's right, folks. She's another lazy Republican who refuses to do her job...Because she claims she's Christian. And as we all know, according to Christian mythology, Jesus wants everyone to be hateful and filled with spite. What? Jesus taught the opposite and this shiftless piece of Conservative trash is going to rot in Hell for all eternity? Right after she gets done rotting in jail here for disobeying a judge's order? See? This is why I always invite theological experts like you because I always miss the finer points like that. Just in case you haven't gotten enough joy out of Kim Davis' self inflicted pain and suffering yet, here's a video that highlights her hypocrisy as well as her stupidity: How Many Times Has This Defender of Traditional Marriage Been Married? Now we need to shift gears and stop taking pleasure in Kim's misery by taking pleasure in all the misery of all the angry bitter old clingers who support her. People like mt my friend Jim down at the Nazi Station. He was fiy to be tied yesterday because AMERICA IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN!!!!!! That poor girl went to jail because she believes in Jesus! Who's going to break the news to Jim? I will! Oh, don't be disappointed. Someday when you grow up and get your own Blog, you can deflate the self-righteous and absolutely wrong Christians. If there are any still alive at that point. In the meantime, I'm going to be the one who says: Hey, Jim! She is not in jail because she's Christian! She's in jail because she won't do her job and apparently it was easier to do it that way than to just fire her. Goodness. Some days, I just love Blogging because I get to say things like that. And then I get to follow them up with things like this: Maybe if you Conservative people weren't so lazy and always looking for a handout, you could keep a job! But, if you want to believe that she's in jail because she's a Christian, that's fine. I love that fantasy, too. I'm smart enough to know it's only a fantasy but otherwise we're on the same page. You know what else I really like? Our Justice System. Well, not most of the time but today I do. At least the portion of it that put Kim Davis in jail. So I guess you could say that I really only like about .01% of our Justice System but I like it a whole lot. It has provided an awesome start to out three day weekend. That was fun but now, to show there's no hard feelings, this, the Theme Drink that Fifi, my Sommelier, invented for tonight is dedicated to Jim and all you other old bitter angry clingers out there who are mad because it isn't 1650 anymore: ============================== Jail Celebration Ingredients: 2 1/2 parts Gold rum 1 part Brandy 1 part Triple sec 1 part Lemon juice 5 drops Orange bitters Mixing instructions: In a cocktail shaker add ingredients and fill with ice. Shake with gusto for half a minute, and pour/strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with lemon peel, or lime peel if you use fresh lime juice. ============================== I know what you're expecting now but I promised Gidget, my Spiritual Adviser, that I wouldn't make any jokes like that. You, however, made no such promise, so feel free to speculate all you want about all the various marriages Kim Davis will have in prison as well as all the premarital Lesbian sex she will have and how that will or won't affect her position on Gay Marriage and Christianity. Karma can be very entertaining, can't it? While you're doing that, let's get tonight's Featured Party Game started: Binders Full Of Girls And Boys Playing Jailhouse Rock. In case you're wondering, the Jailhouse Rock here isn't the song. It's another kind of rocking that many people consider more fun than music. If I were to say any more than that, I'd have to issue a Spoiler Alert so I'm going to end this one right here. Here Are The Links: http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2015/09/03/kentucky-clerk-am-prepared-to-go-to-jail.html?intcmp=hpbt3 http://www.woc1420.com/onair/jim-fisher-1936/ http://www.woc1420.com/main.html http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/8f/02/62/8f026290df379b88e211dcdfd02d635b.jpg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj0Rz-uP4Mk