My Dumbest Stupid People Trick

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Fellow myLotters were discussing what it is like to quit smoking and that reminded me of my second dumbest stupid little kid trick which was the time I tried to make and smoke some rolled up leaves I had gathered in the forest. Although it was a mistake and I could have hurt myself worse than I did, it was a good life lesson too because I never ever tried to smoke anything again after that adventure. My first most dumbest thing was thinking I could fly. I was eight or nine years old, which should have been old enough to know better than to try this dumb trick, but my head wasn't straight because I was coming down with some kind of childhood illness and running a high fever. So I snuck out of bed and got out an umbrella and climbed on top of my dad's chicken coop. I opened the umbrella and jumped off, thinking this would slow down my descent. Wrong! What was the stupidest thing you ever did?