Dating A Redhead.

Grand Haven, Michigan
September 14, 2015 6:28am CST
My current love life is about as empty as a Kardashian's head, but I used to date a redhead. We got along well although she would get tired of me making fun of her for being freckled and, obviously because of her hair color, a minion of Satan. One day I went with her to the dentist. Her and the doctor came out and before they could speak I blurted out "Let me guess. Your teeth are great but you have GINGER-vitus"......Me and the doctor laughed and high fived. I never saw her again. But it's a great story anyway :)
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Jabo
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
15 Sep 15
If she dumped you because of your sense of humour she obviously wasn't for you
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David Royce
@spleendingo1 (799)
• Grand Haven, Michigan
15 Sep 15
I think it was part that, and mostly me not knowing when to shut it off for a few minutes lol I've always had "foot in mouth" syndrome :)
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topffer
@topffer (42155)
• France
14 Sep 15
She had oversensitive teeth I guess. I had a red beard in the past, and I don't count the number of small jokes like this one that I got about it. They stopped when the beard became grey.
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purplealabaster
@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
16 Oct 15
I am still trying to convince you to dye it back to its original color ... you know how I feel about redheads.
Jared D.
@loki1982 (780)
• Dallas, Texas
14 Sep 15
Thats hilarious but a little mean :(
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purplealabaster
@purplealabaster (22085)
• United States
16 Oct 15
I happen to like redheads, and I think that you are greatly missing out on the value of freckles ... you have a travel-sized connect-the-dot board always at your disposal.
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