Fare Thee Well Sparky.

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I have a feeling sometimes that the people I hang around with are not right in the head. Make no mistake, I'm not either. But sometimes the amount of time we waste trying to humiliate, insult, and mess with each other seems inappropriate to the amount of time we try and instill good will among our fellow man. Sometimes I silently vow to be the champion of change for our misfit crew. Then this happens. I was invited to a bonfire party from one of the morons 'r' us group. It seems he has made a home made flamethrower. Which is cool on the surface. Until he tells us HOW he learned to make it. "I made one just like it in a video game once. It'll be fine, trust me". If there's one thing you can be absolutely sure of it's that if any of my friends say "TRUST ME", you cannot, under any circumstances, trust them. Ever. I quickly said goodbye to my erroneous thoughts of goodwill towards men and quickly decided to charge my video camera to catch the carnage. And maybe a million YouTube hits. I want to say "Nice knowing you" in advance. We shall forever remember you from now on as "Sparky".