When you was born?

LIES!!! you cannot be 18 and born in 1989, because the world is round and one revolution is one day and one trip around the sun(contrary to past beliefs the sun is actually the center of the universe and not the Earth but the catholics thought that the Earth must be)is only only one year, no more and no less. The year actually hast just a little more than 365 days in it, more like 365 and on quarter days. The world is not flat but is, in fact, and round as can be and it revolves on it's two axis aka the north and south pole(contrary to popular belief, Santa Clause does not live in the North Pole, he actually lives in a prison in norther Greenland, he is imprisoned their on charges of child molestation). If you were born in may of 1989 then you would actually be 17 and not 18 as you put on your profile. You have only been around the sun 17 times and not 18, you should not lie about how many times that you have circled the sun. It makes the sun angry, if you know what I mean.