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CNN Democratic Debate: The Young Turks Summary For a few hours this morning (I guess it would be yesterday morning now for most of you), I thought I had woken up in a different dimension again. That's not a big deal in a frightening or disturbing kind of way because it happens to me all the time and I'm used to it. But it is a big deal in the sense of being a major pain in the neck. It takes a lot of time and energy to remold all the social and moral structures of a brand new untrained parallel Universe into something that I approve of and nearly 100% of the new dimensions I end up in need a lot of work. And I'm not as young as I used to be. You could say this whole false alarm was my fault. You could also say that God didn't make little green apples and it don't snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes and there's no such thing as make-believe, puppy dogs, autumn leaves 'n' BB guns and you'd be equally wrong (Except for the There Is No God part) but at least you could make a case for me being at fault here. Not a great case but you could say that if I hadn't started the day listening to my friend Glenn and then my friend Rush (Due to circumstances beyond my control, When Jim Is Wrong, has been canceled today, Wednesday, which is probably your yesterday now), I wouldn't have been under the mistaken idea that I was in a different dimension until I watched the TYT Summary. Since we've already established that you'd be just flat-out wrong because nothing bad is ever my fault, we can move onto the next point, which is this: Most of America agrees with me. Bernie did an awesome job last night! As for my friends, Glenn and Rush? They feel Bernie can't win because he said the emails don't matter! Can you believe that? Bernie thinks the fake email "scandal" is just as fake as the Benghazi "scandal" and now he won't be a successful politician like Kevin McCarthy (Kevin McCarthy Becomes Benghazi Committee's First Casualty). They also said Bernie did a lousy job and there is no way he can be President. That's why I'm so glad that The Young Turks straightened everything out and proved that I'm still in the same dimension I was in yesterday (That's the day before yesterday for you unless you're time traveling and/or remote viewing this in advance OR if you're in another dimension where I did post this on Wednesday). Now that my work here is done...I did the hard part which was watching the video that straightened everything out by explaining how nearly everyone really feels the same way I do...I'm going to take the rest of the day off. That will leave this one a little short but I'll fix that by showing you another film: The CNN Democratic Debate BEST Line Was... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOBAwPRv90 Here Are The Links: http://www.glennbeck.com/ http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/ http://www.blogster.com/xander6464/when-jim-is-wrong https://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks http://www.sanders.senate.gov/ http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/kevin-mccarthy-benghazi-committee_56169e3ce4b0dbb8000d734c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYOBAwPRv90