A story using All of the emoticons

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Once on a very nice day a happy man in cool sunglasses, whistling a silly tune was visited by a devil with red eyes disguised as an angel who snuck up on him with the stealth of a ninja . The happy man was spooked and wondered if he was asleep , but no he couldn’t hear himself snoring. Not believing what he was hearing the man said, ‘sorry , can you repeat that?’ He boldly asked the fake angel what it wanted. The devil told him to destroy people’s faith in emoticons by writing them into a really rubbish story. The man was no dunce . He was suspicious about the whole idea. He knew no angel would care about emoticons. He gave the devil’s plans a raspberry and a thumbs down. . The devil was shocked by being defied. He gave the man an angry baleful glare and an evil grin that left the man feeling sick with fear but he covered up for it with an indifferent yawn , and rolled his eyes . He rolfed – that is to say he rolled about on the floor laughing. “Why waste your time attacking emoticons? he asked, confused . “Just buy my soul instead. I am happy to surrender it if you deal with a man I am jealous of for me. ” The devil blinked in confused surprise. The man offered a thumbs up and winked as the devil realized he had a kindred spirit. He drooled at the thought of a tasty soul, blushed and offered cheering hugs.. It was sad that a devil had forgotten to take souls instead of emoticons and it made the happy man so sad that he started to cry so he sold his soul and Satan got his mojo back. Oh, did you expect a happy ending? Sorry , doh! Arthur 666 Chappell