What Would You Say to a Dragon?

@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
November 4, 2015 7:40pm CST
Suppose you encountered a dragon. What would you say to him? Here are some ideas: Hey hot stuff, would you like to light my fire? Have you met Harry Potter recently? I hear that you make a mean flame broiled burger. I was planning to see a dragonfly, not a dragon fly. Okay, anyone for some more suggestions.
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@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
5 Nov 15
Please don't eat me.
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@hereandthere (45645)
• Philippines
5 Nov 15
can we sing 'puff the magic dragon'?
@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
5 Nov 15
They are funny, particularly the last one