And Now, a Word About Clogged Brains

@Rollo1 (16679)
Boston, Massachusetts
November 10, 2015 5:54am CST
It ‘s morning. You stumble out of bed and blindly make your way to the kitchen for a cup of coffee. Bleary-eyed, you sit in front of your computer screen and stare. Thoughts and words are beyond you. Sometimes even coffee isn’t enough to clear that brain fog. Is that what’s bothering you, Bunky? Is your brain sluggish, and running slowly ? Is it clogged with the debris of yesterday’s thoughts? Do worries back up into a sludge that prevents forward thinking? Then new, improved Brain-O is for you. Brain-O is the new, effective solution for clearing clogged brains. Brain-O is guaranteed to improve thinking so much, that you could actually figure out how to request a refund from our slightly slippery scam company - but you won’t want to! Improve calculation time, memory and feel empowered and in control of your own brain! Order Brain-O today! *Brain-O has not been approved by the FDA. Take Brain-O with a large dose of humor. Side-effects include smiling and/or groaning depending on the brand of humor used in conjunction with our product. Results may vary. Nothing is guaranteed. Brain-O Products, Inc. is not responsible for damage to computers from involuntary spitting of coffee while taking excessive doses of humor and Brain-O combined.
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26 responses
• United States
10 Nov 15
I know a whole slew of people who really need that product!
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
Well, for a limited time, get two Brain-O's for the low, low price of $19.95 (you pay separate shipping and handling).
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• United States
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 and any and all credit cards are accepted.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50080)
• United States
10 Nov 15
You put a smile in my face. Very creative
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
me too then I began sneezing and blew my brains all over sure need that brain o better than drano lol lol laughing
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@jstory07 (139336)
• Roseburg, Oregon
11 Nov 15
@Hatley Every time you blow your nose you are lossing part of your brain so be careful.
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• Preston, England
10 Nov 15
sounds like my kind of product - but questionable as to whether I have a brain or just a skull full of broken biscuits
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
We don't have a product for biscuits yet... but who knows? Science is always advancing. I think my skull has a bit of water and some smooth pebbles. I can hear them as I turn my head.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
@arthurchappell thats why o ur docrtors say d ring p lentyot water if you are thirsty you are already dehydrated lol' I thik I have known some people whose brains are mostly water and no synapses firing lol lol
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• Preston, England
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 All brains have some water content actually without which we would really be in trouble
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Nov 15
I think I needed some this morning, already ten, still in jammies, and haven't even started NANO
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
It's almost noon and I still haven't been to all the discussions on my People list. But I am doing some myLot, some other stuff, some more myLot, etc.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 only t en ten here and I have now q uit sneexing we eat at 11 a jd I have to be out side waiting for the access bus by 12"0 5 pm my five year reevaluation for access b us service my five years really flew. lol
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@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
10 Nov 15
ha ha - maybe its an enema for the brain
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
You've got to keep the pipeline clear!
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@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 Probably linked! ha ha ha
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@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
12 Nov 15
@Rollo1 It seems you got your piipeline cleaned anyway!!
• United States
10 Nov 15
This is something I experience almost daily....I could use some of that Brain-O!! love your sense of humor
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
I know I could use some Brain-O from time to time. R ight now, I need coffee, though.
@GardenGerty (160488)
• United States
10 Nov 15
Safe and effective for? I think I will look under my pillow to see if I have hidden some Brain-O there.
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
It is safely effective for myLotting. not approved for other uses.
@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
darn bain o did not work for m y allerylol lol achchoo oh dear again and again should get a bless you for that, now my eyes are waterng people will start Hatley are yo u alright? whats wrongs why are you cryio ng? he he not a thing achoo achoo achoo.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
he he oh dear I la ughed and sneezed at same ti me so I h ave spit allover my chin lol thans for my best laugh of the morning evenin the metion ofr fried stink y smelly fish on the menuy for dinner did ot top your brain o mayhbe i need that for m y allergy lol love your humor my dr says l aughter is the best heart saverr
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
Oops, sorry for the sneezy mess
@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
10 Nov 15
lol Does Brain-O come in a 12 pack!! I need the jumbo size
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
We are working on getting it into Costco and Sam's Club.
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@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
11 Nov 15
thank you for the chuckles. We have a product here that I think is called Drain - O, for unblocking clogged drains. It works. But with Brain-O I would be concerned that I'd suffer involuntary spitting of coffee - not a nice sight.
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
11 Nov 15
W have Drano, too, which is what made me think of it. I think.
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@LadyDuck (470745)
• Switzerland
10 Nov 15
If it's not approved by the FDA is something worth trying I like the name Brain-O, it sounds nice.
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
There is a real product for clearing clogged drains called Drano, so I just made it a play on words, sort of.
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@simone10 (54187)
• Louisville, Kentucky
10 Nov 15
I know that feeling all too well. And for me, it often goes beyond the morning and into my whole day.
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
I hear ya. I wish it were as simple as taking a Brain-O.
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@simone10 (54187)
• Louisville, Kentucky
13 Nov 15
@Rollo1 Wouldn't that be nice? If you can't remember where you put your keys, take a Brain-O.
@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
11 Nov 15
As long as it has caffeine in it we should be ok!
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
11 Nov 15
ffeine is one of the building blocks of life. Soon, NASA will find it on asteroids and the Moon and Mars and throughout the universe.
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@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
10 Nov 15
Where can I get some? Although I suspect my brain is probably far too clogged to be able to get through the ordering process successfully!!!
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
Unfortunately, the company is experiencing some legal issues and the product may be unavailable until they figure out how to avoid alerting the FTC to their new marketing strategy.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 oh my and here i was going to order some to stop the sneezes so I can retrieve my blown o ut brains from the last sneezing session. guess I had better order some benadryl cause I cannot get brain o lol lol
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@allknowing (135307)
• India
12 Nov 15
I am the odd person out here, there and everywhere because I get to bed early and rise early too ready for the day after a cup of tea. .
@amnabas (13742)
• Karachi, Pakistan
10 Nov 15
I do have those beary eyed .I am too confuse what is it?
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
It's just life. I am bleary-eyed every morning.
@kevinakash (2084)
• Sri Lanka
10 Nov 15
this is a famous topic today. I have twice heard of this today
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@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
10 Nov 15
So, I hear. I guess some days there is a synchronicity.
@KnehKnah (3584)
• Philippines
10 Nov 15
Brain-O made my day! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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@JudyEv (338640)
• Rockingham, Australia
11 Nov 15
This would be a great start to my day if it wasn't 5pm. But I still enjoyed it immensely.
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@LCaldwell (251)
• United States
11 Nov 15
I loved this. Brain-O.