And Now, a Word About Clogged Brains
By AnjaP
@Rollo1 (16679)
Boston, Massachusetts
November 10, 2015 5:54am CST
It ‘s morning. You stumble out of bed and blindly make your way to the kitchen for a cup of coffee. Bleary-eyed, you sit in front of your computer screen and stare. Thoughts and words are beyond you. Sometimes even coffee isn’t enough to clear that brain fog.
Is that what’s bothering you, Bunky?
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26 responses
@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
10 Nov 15
I know a whole slew of people who really need that product!
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@AbbyGreenhill (45494)
• United States
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 and any and all credit cards are accepted.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50080)
• United States
10 Nov 15
You put a smile in my face. Very creative
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
10 Nov 15
sounds like my kind of product - but questionable as to whether I have a brain or just a skull full of broken biscuits
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
@arthurchappell thats why o ur docrtors say d ring p lentyot water if you are thirsty you are already dehydrated lol'
I thik I have known some people whose brains are mostly water and no synapses firing lol lol
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@arthurchappell (44998)
• Preston, England
10 Nov 15
@Rollo1 All brains have some water content actually without which we would really be in trouble
@Jessicalynnt (50523)
• Centralia, Missouri
10 Nov 15
I think I needed some this morning, already ten, still in jammies, and haven't even started NANO
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@Marilynda1225 (82582)
• United States
10 Nov 15
This is something I experience almost daily....I could use some of that Brain-O!! love your sense of humor
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@GardenGerty (160488)
• United States
10 Nov 15
Safe and effective for? I think I will look under my pillow to see if I have hidden some Brain-O there.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
darn bain o did not work for m y allerylol lol achchoo oh dear again and again should get a bless you for that, now my eyes are waterng people will start Hatley are yo u alright? whats wrongs why are you cryio ng? he he not a thing achoo achoo achoo.
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@Hatley (163776)
• Garden Grove, California
10 Nov 15
he he oh dear I la ughed and sneezed at same ti me so I h ave spit allover my chin lol thans for my best laugh of the morning evenin the metion ofr fried stink y smelly fish on the menuy for dinner did ot top your brain o mayhbe i need that for m y allergy lol love your humor my dr says l aughter is the best heart saverr
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@BelleStarr (61102)
• United States
10 Nov 15
lol Does Brain-O come in a 12 pack!! I need the jumbo size
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
11 Nov 15
As long as it has caffeine in it we should be ok!
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@allknowing (135307)
• India
12 Nov 15
I am the odd person out here, there and everywhere because I get to bed early and rise early too ready for the day after a cup of tea. .
@kevinakash (2084)
• Sri Lanka
10 Nov 15
this is a famous topic today. I have twice heard of this today
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