Let’s hear it for the Aardvark

Preston, England
November 23, 2015 4:22am CST
Someone asked me in jest recently why I had added a tag in one of my submissions for the word Aardvark, as it probably gets few takers on Mylot. This is sadly true, and though expecting I had an exclusive usage on the tag, I found the lovely African creature was mentioned once before on Mylot back in 2008 by a writer called @jess368 though Jess sadly hasn’t returned since Mylot was rebooted. The Aardvark deserves more attention than it gets, both as an animal and as a word. Though it lives on ants and termites, it isn’t actually an anteater family member, but more closely related to the shrew and the mole. Aardvarks are not aggressive but they can use their digging talons violently in self-defence if cornered. They have excellent hearing. Aardvarks produce some amusement among comedians. Monty Python refer to a children’s book called ‘Ethel The Aardvark Goes Quantity Surveying’. A popular cartoon series featuring and named after my eponymous namesake, Arthur makes him an Aardvark. Finally, there is the word itself, which is great for word games. It comes from the Afrikaans language and means simply earth pig. It guarantees the aardvark first place among all animals in the dictionaries, closely followed by the aard-wolf, a jackal like wld dog from Africa. At school, a common word game set by teachers is to have pupils put words on the board one letter at a time. The trick is to not finish a word of three letters or more, but also not add letters that mean that no word can be created. The loser finishes the word or ends up creating a non-existent word. So if the letters given up to your go spell out FORCIN you are trapped into completing FORCING or forfeiting by making a non-word. I liked playing when the person before me started the game with an A as I would add the next A and doom the players still coming to finish AARVARK, or falsely challenge me to prove the word exists - false challenges also put players out of the games. So, I have a particular love of the little Aardvark, and as the old joke about hard work says aardvark never hurt anyone. Arthur (not the aardvark) Chappell
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• Grand Haven, Michigan
23 Nov 15
Aardvarks look like what happens when evolution decides to stop halfway through a transformation lol
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@simone10 (54187)
• Louisville, Kentucky
23 Nov 15
@spleendingo1 Too funny!
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@jaboUK (64354)
• United Kingdom
23 Nov 15
I like word games and the one you describe sounds like fun.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Nov 15
I can just imagine the reaction in the classroom when you generated aa to begin a word. Another good choice would be tm, which would certainly perplex most people.
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
23 Nov 15
@arthurchappell You are correct about the meaning, but it has no relation to expletives. The most common example used to be what -direction -soever.
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• Preston, England
23 Nov 15
@Asylum the itself isn't defined by the expletives but swearwords are a very common insert in such usage - not really a Tmesis user myself though
• Preston, England
23 Nov 15
Tmesis, abso-totally-lutely yes. It means inserting a word into another word, usually a swear word
• China
24 Nov 15
I learn a lot from your post .I haven't known of Aardvark before .Over here we all know pangolin also eats ants.
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• Preston, England
24 Nov 15
I learned from the article too as I thought anteater meant any animal that eats ants
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@LadyDuck (471987)
• Switzerland
23 Nov 15
I knew the word aardvark (and also the animal), due to a funny cartoon. And & Aardvark. I have to remember this if we do a word game.
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@Fleura (30539)
• United Kingdom
23 Nov 15
The word itself gets more use than it should simply because so many companies use it to get their name listed first in the yellow pages. There's an Aardvark plumbing and drainage company around here for example. There's even a ceilidh band called the Aardvarks
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• Preston, England
23 Nov 15
you can't blame enterprising bands and companies for making the most of it lol
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@simone10 (54187)
• Louisville, Kentucky
23 Nov 15
I now have a new appreciation for the word and the animal.
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@Tampa_girl7 (50580)
• United States
23 Nov 15
Word games can be a lot of fun.
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@DaddyEvil (137464)
• United States
23 Nov 15
We played a game where the word had to have double letters making it a "true" candidate for our game. The loser of the game is the person who took longest to figure out what all the "true" words had in common and tell it before the "slowest" person in your class did! Aardvark almost always came into that game somewhere. Before you ask, no, I never was the slowest person in my class. The first time we played it, it was the girl who became our class valedictorian who lost the game. (She and I were talking about that a few days ago!)
@boiboing (13153)
• Northampton, England
23 Nov 15
My husband had an ant infestation at work. The boss told him to 'sort it' so he called the works department and asked them to send an aardvark urgently.
@WorDazza (15830)
• Manchester, England
23 Nov 15
I know someone who owns a software development company called Aardvark Embedded Solutions. The company logo is a nifty little drawing of a couple of aardvarks with legs drawn to make them look a little bit like plug-in electronic components!
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• United States
23 Nov 15
I did not understand the rules of the game you described at all. I must be still asleep.