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*** Adviser: Trump 'probably right' on disputed 9/11 claim By Tal Kopan, CNN Updated 8:38 AM ET, Tue November 24, 2015 | Video Source: CNN "(Chairman) Reince Priebus has an obligation to Donald Trump in order to treat him fairly, make sure the process treats him fairly, and if they don't, this will be a very, very bad thing for the Republican Party," Cohen said. *** We skipped over the 911 part of the article because we covered that yesterday (Louisiana, Donald, Ben And 911) so we could get straight to the good part: My friend Donny is making my friend Reince wet his pants but in a non-consensual and definitely not fun for him sort of way this time ---I go to a lot of high level Republican fund raisers and parties that have little to do with raising money, so yes, I can answer all the questions that are going through your mind right now but before you ask them, I urge you to first carefully consider the wisdom of the old saying, "Don't ask questions you really don't want the answers to."---because he now has to once again worry about Donny running as an independent. He should be thrilled. Because Donny is giving him a way out of looking like a total incompetent idiot when he loses in a huge landslide (His name won't be on the ticket but yes, he is the one running) because he will be able to honestly say, "No one could win with the vote split like that." Poor old Reince isn't that smart, though. He's so dumb that he honestly thinks he has a shot at winning. Hence the horrified pants wetting. And that's just his biggest problem right now. And the next two are only slightly smaller. The first of them is that Ben Carson is out now because my friend Rush has ordered all the bitter old clingers to not vote for him: Rush Limbaugh: Ben Carson's Not 'Equipped' to Be President. Not that many of them would have voted for a Black guy anyway and had he got the nomination anyway, he couldn't beat Bernie or Hillary but he was the most respectable of the clowns and now his campaign is all but officially dead. Reince's next big problem is Ted Cruz. Ted is another sure loser but running him would have solved dozens of other problems but now he's out because he's bragging about being affiliated with stalkers and murderers: Ted Cruz embraces religious radicals with violent message and Ted Cruz boasts about endorsement from anti-gay pastor and convicted stalker. That leaves Reince with Marco Rubio, who comes with his own set of problems, such as this one: Marco Rubio’s operation is relying on unprecedented dark money spending. I bet you know where we're going with all this, don't you? That's right, for this Thanksgiving Eve, you can be thankful for all the pain and suffering Reince is going through. And even if we don't come up with anything for tomorrow, this will easily let you hit your gratitude quota for this year. You're welcome. Now that we have the tedious thankfulness requirement out of the way, let's see what Fifi, my Sommelier, has created for tonight's Theme Drink: ============================== Feel The Bern Ingredients: Layer 1/2 oz Kahlua 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream 1/2 oz Ouzo 1/2 oz Wild Turkey 1/2 oz Bacardi 151 proof rum Mixing instructions: Layer all ingredients and light on fire to warm. Blow out flame and drink in one gulp. ============================== I told Fifi that she should have saved that one for Election Day and she said, "Non, Mon Cher Ami. If Bernie does win, I can repeat it and no one will remember that we had it tonight." You can't argue with logic like that. You also can't argue with this, tonight's Featured Party Game: Binders Full Of Girls And Boys Demonstrating How To Body Paint Authentic Pilgrim And Native American Costumes. Yes, you are still celebrating the murder and rape of a multitude of different cultures as well as the theft of an entire continent by ruthless criminals but just try to focus on the body painting. And every time the guilt gets to you, have another drink. Here Are The Links: http://www.blogster.com/xander6464/louisiana-donald-ben-and-911 http://www.newsmax.com/TheWire/rush-limbaugh-ben-carson-equipped-president/2015/11/24/id/703351/ http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/cruz-embraces-radicals-with-violent-message-573836355908 http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/ted-cruz-boasts-about-endorsement-from-anti-gay-pastor-and-convicted-stalker/