Building an Ark

@nanette64 (20364)
Fairfield, Texas
November 27, 2015 9:54am CST
Anybody got directions on how to build an ark? I guess I could talk to Noah but I'm sure he's busy 'somewhere'. You wouldn't think here in Central Texas that we would get the equivalent of Noah's Flood, but today ranks as the wettest year on record since 1800 somethin', somethin'. And, oh joy, we have another 4 days minimum of more deluges. I will no longer have to wear shoes as my feet are beginning to show the signs of webbing inbetween the toes. Now if I start to print the words, "Quack, quack", you'll know I'm in serious trouble. Then again, it could be snow and not rain that is falling; I guess I'll stick with the rain; quack.
10 people like this
10 responses
• United States
27 Nov 15
Hi Nanette. Lots of deluge there? Lots of snow here, still not complaining. I hope that you can survive it little duckie lolz
1 person likes this
• United States
27 Nov 15
@nanette64 Poor Nanette..truly it must be terrible there.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 15
@TiarasOceanView Especially since I'm a sunshine person.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 15
If you suddenly see a tag name of Mrs. Donald Duck; you'll know I'm in a world of doo-doo @TiarasOceanView .
1 person likes this
• Preston, England
27 Nov 15
you could just invest in sub-aqua equipment
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 15
LOL @arthurchappell , now that's a good one and probably a darn good idea.
1 person likes this
• Preston, England
27 Nov 15
@nanette64 maybe there is a cheap submarine going on e-bay
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 15
@arthurchappell LMAO. Yeah one of those little ones. And after all, it is Black Friday; I'd probably get a good deal on one.
1 person likes this
@allknowing (135922)
• India
28 Nov 15
How about improving on your swimming. I like the way you are taking the situation so well. The wors rain ever since 1800 Must have been some rain,.
1 person likes this
@allknowing (135922)
• India
28 Nov 15
@nanette64 Then ark it shall be (lol)
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
28 Nov 15
The swimming thing wouldn't be so bad except that the temp had dropped too down to 40, so the water would be a little chilly @allknowing . And just think, I still have today and tomorrow and that doesn't count what might happen in December too.
@rebelann (112770)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Nov 15
Maybe just build a small ark, one you can fish from When you get tired really realy tired of the rain, send it west, ok?
1 person likes this
@rebelann (112770)
• El Paso, Texas
28 Nov 15
I'm not greedy, some of it will be fine @nanette64 just don't send it COD.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
28 Nov 15
Now there's a good idea @rebelann . Do you want just 'some' of the rain, or 'all' of it?
1 person likes this
@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
30 Nov 15
I think you've even sent some down our way
1 person likes this
@valmnz (17097)
• New Zealand
30 Nov 15
@nanette64 not good at all, today is officially our first day of summer
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
30 Nov 15
@valmnz Oh crud! I'm sorry. I sincerely hope this is not a bad sign.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
30 Nov 15
Uh-Oh @valmnz , is that a good thing or a bad thing?
1 person likes this
• United States
1 Dec 15
That Noah guy really blew it. I mean seriously. Why'd he bring flies, mosquitoes, and various other insects on board? All he had to do was say no.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
2 Dec 15
LOL, no kidding @websitewithnoname . And snakes. He should have learned that one from Adam & Eve.
@Rollo1 (16679)
• Boston, Massachusetts
27 Nov 15
Make sure that your umbrella is upside down because every time it rains, it rains pennies from heaven. And mud, lots of mud.
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
28 Nov 15
I can sure use the pennies @Rollo1 , the mud?.. not so much. lol.
@marlina (154131)
• Canada
28 Nov 15
Isn't it weird that Texas gets so much rain?
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
28 Nov 15
It is definitely unusual @marlina . I think it has to do with El Nino.
• United States
27 Nov 15
It must be dismal to have so much rain. Hope you don't need an ark and that the sun comes out soon
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
27 Nov 15
Me too @Marilynda1225 . Well at least I don't have to wash the car.
• St. Petersburg, Florida
27 Nov 15
Poor Texas! You guys are going to have to become like Venice, if this keeps up. Start a canoe business early, beat the rush, and think about floating cafes. That'll put Texas on the map!
1 person likes this
@nanette64 (20364)
• Fairfield, Texas
28 Nov 15
Boy ain't that the truth (Venice) @ThankyouLord . That's some good ideas right there.