A Question for Siri on the iPhone
By Jeff Moffitt
@moffittjc (121604)
Gainesville, Florida
November 27, 2015 4:06pm CST
If you are the owner of an iPhone, you've probably heard by now, or discovered, that Siri can come up with some interesting answers to your questions. One of the well-known ones is when you ask her what zero divided by zero equals. I still laugh at her answer to that one!
Today I asked Siri "Who's the world's biggest a$$hole?" Her answer was "I'd blush if I could." Not quite what I was looking for, but at least she was diplomatic about it.
I Googled the same question, and looking through the multiple links that Google provided, it would appear that OJ Simpson is still thought of in a negative way.
Interestingly enough, I would have suspected that ISIS (or whoever their leader is) would top the list. Maybe that is still yet to be seen!
Who do you think the world's biggest A-hole is?
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24 responses
@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
28 Nov 15
I don't have an iphone but I have an ipad so I shall have to give it a try! Although I tried it with the sat nav I was asking for directions to North Poole but it kept giving me directions to the North Pole!
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@garymarsh6 (23404)
• United Kingdom
29 Nov 15
@moffittjc It would be ok if you had webbed feet or flippers!
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@JudyEv (340162)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Nov 15
You have the watch the GPS don't you? She led us up a few very dodgy streets and roads. Ee didn't pay the extra several hundred pound which would have enabled us to tell her the height, weight and width of the van. We always read any height restrictions on bridges or underpasses very carefully.
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
27 Nov 15
I could name him here, but no one here would know him.
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Nov 15
Is it somebody personal? I'm sure we all could name that one "someone" who fits the description!
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
27 Nov 15
@moffittjc Yes, a personal Ahole. LOL
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@cindiowens (5120)
• North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
29 Nov 15
@UncleJoe Oh, it's not you my dear friend.
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@Marcyaz (35316)
• United States
28 Nov 15
@moffittjc
Now that would be funny, hilarious.
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Nov 15
@Marcyaz Maybe one day the artificial intelligence on our smartphones will be smart enough to tell us the answers we need to know. Could you imagine the following conversation: US Military- "Hey Siri, who is in charge of ISIS and where are they hiding?"
Siri - "Let me think about that for a second. Okay, here's what I found: His name is Abdullah, and he is hiding in a closet on the second floor of an apartment above the Laundromat on Peshwar Street in Kabul, Afghanistan. He's wearing a black robe. Don't confuse him for his nephew, who is wearing the white robe. Have a nice day!"
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@Drosophila (16571)
• Ireland
28 Nov 15
Too many people really, there's some A hole that perished along the way, but nonetheless they are A holes. It's a vied for seats for sure.
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Nov 15
If you talk to Siri enough, he/she starts to learn more about you, which is pretty cool. I have some pretty interesting conversations with Siri. She is really starting to appreciate my humor and sarcasm!
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@JudyEv (340162)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Nov 15
@moffittjc It's amazing isn't it? She hasn't asked to be included in your will, has she?
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Nov 15
@JudyEv Yes, she really did! It's quite hilarious!
@JudyEv (340162)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Nov 15
Did she say all the stuff about cookies? I'm curious.
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Nov 15
My daughter has an iPhone 4s, and she doesn't have Siri on her phone. Or maybe she just has it turned off.
@Marilynda1225 (82789)
• United States
29 Nov 15
I would have said my EX husband but I don't think that's the answer you were looking for 
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Nov 15
i can imagine that there are a lot of women in this world whose answer would be their ex-husband! And I'm quite sure a lot of men would say their ex-wives!
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
27 Nov 15
That's funny! Maybe Siri at too much turkey yesterday, and needs a break? Or, maybe she is out shopping for Black Friday deals! lol
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@Castlerock34 (2259)
• Minneapolis, Minnesota
28 Nov 15
I would like to meet the women behind the suri voice :-)
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@Bluedoll (16773)
• Canada
28 Nov 15
@Castlerock34 She just read some scripts it seems and had nothing to do with the answers. But who wrote the answers, they are not saying. Perhaps more interestingly who got paid for writing them? @moffittjc @BernieZ
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
28 Nov 15
I wonder if it is a real woman behind the voice, or if it is all computer generated? It would be interesting to know!
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@Castlerock34 (2259)
• Minneapolis, Minnesota
28 Nov 15
@moffittjc Yeah I know I want to meet her It would be fun. Then I can say you have no friends to her..haha
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@VivaLaDani13 (60794)
• Perth, Australia
12 Jan 17
@moffittjc Man....so many to pick from. First came to mind was Hitler. Cliche I know. And then I thought of Justin Bieber. Which I actually feel a bit bad about because I don't know him personally but he seems to be acting like a d0uche lately.
......I wonder if my ex boyfriends name would pop up....
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 Jan 17
I would put your ex-boyfriend's name near the top of the list, if not number one on the list! Haha
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@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
12 Jan 17
@VivaLaDani13 Let's hope your next boyfriend is at the top of the good list!
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@Asylum (47893)
• Manchester, England
2 Dec 15
@moffittjc So I do not even qualify for that accolade. Drat! Will I never win anything?
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
2 Dec 15
Now why would I do that? You are not deserving of that title!
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
2 Dec 15
@Asylum That's an accolade I don't think you want! You can always strive to be the Top-Dog #1 myLotter!
@JudyEv (340162)
• Rockingham, Australia
28 Nov 15
Why do you want to torment her? 
Let me know what she says about the zero as my husband doesn't believe Jeff's answer.
Let me know what she says about the zero as my husband doesn't believe Jeff's answer.
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
29 Nov 15
Then there is definitely a lot of A-holes running around this planet! lol
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@slund2041 (3314)
• United States
28 Nov 15
I am not sure how the world's biggest A hole is. I did not know about this app, it sounds interesting. I wished I had an iPhone. Oh well...maybe one day.
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
4 Dec 15
@moffittjc i have no problem mentioning him - and i would BITE him rather - thats how mad i am at them
@Inlemay (17713)
• South Africa
4 Dec 15
@moffittjc a site called - has a roaring following targeting him . . .
I just signed a petition to Arvind Jay Dixit, Bubblews CEO: "We split the ad revenue we make off each post with the author 50/50. You will get paid for every view, comment, like/dislike and social media share that your posts gather." The problem, many writ
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
4 Dec 15
I'm surprised that you're the first person who has mentioned Arvind! There are a lot of bitter and upset people on this site who migrated over here from the former BB site, and I expected at least a few of them to mention his name! Maybe they were thinking of him when they read my post, but decided to bite their tongue and not say anything!
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@JudyEv (340162)
• Rockingham, Australia
29 Nov 15
Vince had a phone at work that was a bit clever. He could say 'ring home' and it would ring me. He'd tell people it had artificial intelligence and would say 'ring the nearest a**hole'. It would then ring the guy working at the next desk. He teed it up with his friend beforehand but people were pretty impressed. 
@moffittjc (121604)
• Gainesville, Florida
30 Nov 15
that is funny! I've heard of people doing things like that!
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