Spam (The Poem)

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Spam, spam Everywhere is spam. Look around you, You can't escape Spam. It's lurking in your bedroom, In your closets too. It's hiding under the couch, Ready to go say boo. It's sitting at the dining table. It's time to take a stand. Say enough is enough, I'm tire of all this spam. So when you hear of hair growth, Or a contest that you've won, Or a diet that is great for you, Or a sex potion for your bun. Just remember where it came from, And send it on the lam. For enough is enough, plan to get tough, And holler, "No more spam!"