Who Stole the Cookies? (A Poem)
By Steve West
@zebra2222 (5268)
United States
January 3, 2016 3:36pm CST
Who stole the cookies?
I really would like to know.
They were around
Just 10 minutes ago.
I know that it wasn't my father
Nor my mother too.
I know it wasn't my sister
Or Grandma Tutaloo.
Perhaps it was my dog Scruffy.
Now he's a guilty sort.
Yes, I think it was Scruffy.
I'll take my dog to court.
But wait, I don't see cookie crumbs
By my dog at all.
He's just sitting contently
Playing with a ball.
It must have been the ghost.
Yes, Freddy is at it again.
Okay Freddy, the jig is up.
There's no use to pretend.
Give me back my cookies.
I want them here right now.
If I don't have them back this second,
I'm going to have a cow.
Okay, this is a completely made up poem. I don't have a dog. I don't have a sister. Hope you enjoy the humor in this poem.
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9 responses
@Morleyhunt (21744)
• Canada
3 Jan 16
Who me? Couldn't be. Someone stole the cookies from that cookie jar....
@Marilynda1225 (82798)
• United States
3 Jan 16
@morleyhunt if not you, then who???
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@Morleyhunt (21744)
• Canada
4 Jan 16
@Marilynda1225 Marilynda stole the cookies, from the cookie jar ??
@Marilynda1225 (82798)
• United States
3 Jan 16
Think you need a good private detective to find out who stole your cookies 
