my wife told me--women are like phones

By Bobby Larkin

@hostessman (11871)

Tucson, Arizona

January 24, 2016 9:56pm CST

I don't know where she got this information from, but my wife told me this. Women are like phones--they love to be held and be talked to. However if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.. I laughed and must have pressed a button since she didn't talk to me the rest of the evening.

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@jstory07 (139697)

• Roseburg, Oregon

25 Jan 16

Treat her like a queen that is what women deserve.

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@hellopeeps (403)

• United States

25 Jan 16

yes they sure do deserve that

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

if I treat her like a queen then that would make me a king. sounds good..

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@youless (112481)

• Guangzhou, China

25 Jan 16

When I read this title, I feel worried. Because women are like phones make me think that women would be outdated in a short time and you need to update a new phone continously

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

My wife will never be out dated for me...

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@LovingMyBabies (85288)

• Valdosta, Georgia

26 Jan 16

I have never heard that one before but it is true.

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

I had never heard it either but it does make a little sense

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@rahulvsmokiee (3110)

• Thiruvananthapuram, India

25 Jan 16

yeah. i see some points in your wives words . It happens in my house to between father and mother!

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

it is all said in fun.

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@rahulvsmokiee (3110)

• Thiruvananthapuram, India

28 Jan 16

@hostessman haha!

@HanVanMeegerin (1161)

• United States

26 Jan 16

@hostessman thank you to your wife for sharing this wisdom that you passed along to us.

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

yeah sometimes she is kind of smart

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• Bucharest, Romania

28 Jan 16

women are so complicated believe me!....

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

28 Jan 16

that is the good thing about them.. they are all different

@louievill (28851)

• Philippines

25 Jan 16

yeah and some are like the older phones, you really have to dial the ringer to get the message thru

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

that is good advise and I will be sure my wife get that message

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@rebelann (112876)

• El Paso, Texas

25 Jan 16

You missed the que, you were spossed to hold her and talk to her those buttons can wait.

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

we came together later in the evening and laughed about it all

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Anne Marie Guyer

@LeaPea2417 (37353)

• Toccoa, Georgia

25 Jan 16

Ha, ha, that is a good analogy about women!

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

I am glad you liked that. we enjoy giving eack other heck..

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@LadyDuck (471500)

• Switzerland

25 Jan 16

I thought you were going to say that women are like phones, because men feel the need to change them every year.

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

that could be true but I don't believe in that

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@rakski (122903)

• Philippines

25 Jan 16

oh yes, I guess you have press a wrong button there. hope you make it up to her by pressing the right button. probably she needs much attention than the phone....

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

trouble is,there are a lot of buttons

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@andriaperry (116936)

• Anniston, Alabama

28 Jan 16

That is SO funny! I like your wife :)

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

28 Jan 16

I am sure you would. She is one of those people that get along very well. And of course I have to take credit for her being perfect!!!!

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@andriaperry (116936)

• Anniston, Alabama

29 Jan 16

@hostessman but of coarse!

@Daljinder (23236)

• Bangalore, India

25 Jan 16

She was indirectly asking you for some romancing and you laughed at her. I believe you have hurt her feelings that is why she wasn't talking to you. *shakes my head* men

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

Maybe you are right but it is always fun making up

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@Daljinder (23236)

• Bangalore, India

26 Jan 16

@hostessman Yes that is true enough as long as you do make up...

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@hellopeeps (403)

• United States

25 Jan 16

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard. I love that one...

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

yes it is all in fun

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Peter B. Giblett

@pgiblett (6524)

• Canada

25 Jan 16

I thought you were going to say "and you'll need to get a new one every year."

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

26 Jan 16

I believe one in a life time is enough

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@Auntylou (4264)

• Oxford, England

28 Jan 16

Didn't realise that phones had likes!

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@hostessman (11871)

• Tucson, Arizona

28 Jan 16

smart phones are part of the family any more

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@karlmarxx (91)

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28 Jan 16

hahaha that's quite a comparision