Discordian Beauty Tips?

Emu oil is the best moisturizer ever, and never makes my faca skin break out. I was surprised, because most creams and all other oils do, but I use it liberally daily for a year now. I also add 3-4 drops to my hair conditioner in my palm, and my hair shines like a mirror. i bought a big bottle on eBay really cheap, and keep it in the fridge, except from a small bottle that I use every day.

You could shave off both eyebrows, or better yet, just one!