Time For A Bite To Eat

@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Oh well done sir!

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Elizabeth

@Poppylicious (11133)

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11 Feb 16

It took me ages to realise this was a jokey post! *sigh*

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

@Poppylicious @Marty1 So which part of WARNING: Geeky Science Gag Alert did you have difficulty comprehending???

You try to make it easy for people!! Sheesh!!!!

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Gudheart

@gudheart (12659)

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11 Feb 16

Looks like I fell for it too LOOL

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

@Marty1 Glad to have relieved your stress headaches. My bill is in the post

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Heather Echola

@GardenGerty (160952)

• United States

11 Feb 16

And when they delivered they used a DeLorean.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Oh nice one!! I'm annoyed I didn't think of that myself!!

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Michelle Ayers

@deafdiva (242)

• United States

11 Feb 16

@MALUSE oh she's referring to the movie Back to the Future! A DeLorean was used as a time machine to go back in time and to the future!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

@MALUSE What bit didn't you get? The DeLorean comment (explained by @deafdiva) or my post?

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Jabo

@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

11 Feb 16

Good to see you back to your best again!

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@vandana7 (100616)

• India

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza ..conceit!!!

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Jabo

@jaboUK (64354)

• United Kingdom

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

My best? What? That little gag! You're too kind

Nah! Fake humility doesn't work! I know, it's pretty funny isn't it? Even if I do say so myself!!!

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Gudheart

@gudheart (12659)

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11 Feb 16

Not heard of it so I am guessing it never made it to the UK. As long as McDonalds and KFC does not close down I am happy lol

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@vandana7 (100616)

• India

11 Feb 16

@ElizabethWallace ..I thought so...

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Never made it anywhere!!!!

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ElizabethWallace

@ElizabethWallace (12074)

• United States

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza Was he kidding too?

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ElizabethWallace

@ElizabethWallace (12074)

• United States

11 Feb 16

This is great. I wonder how may people will get it?

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

12 Feb 16

@ElizabethWallace I've been there. But if something tickles you then it tickles you. There's nowt you can do about it. Except laugh!!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Enough to make it worthwhile. Science humour is always a bit of a risk!!

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ElizabethWallace

@ElizabethWallace (12074)

• United States

12 Feb 16

@WorDazza I remember once being in a huge hall with thousands of people. The speaker was hysterically funny. I laughed so hard my sides hurt and their were tears in my eyes. Then I noticed very few people were laughing at all. Fascinating.

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TheRealDawn

@dawnald (85146)

• Shingle Springs, California

12 Feb 16

Were they also eating the food before it was cooked?

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TheRealDawn

@dawnald (85146)

• Shingle Springs, California

12 Feb 16

@WorDazza So sorry. Mustn't be silly.

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@vandana7 (100616)

• India

12 Feb 16

I am curious too..lol

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

12 Feb 16

Don't be silly. That would contravene Health and Safety Regulations

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@vandana7 (100616)

• India

11 Feb 16

How sad...did he borrow heavily from bank? With economy as bad as it is...poor thing...

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

It was worse than you might think. He paid his loans back before he'd borrowed the money!!!

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Peter B. Giblett

@pgiblett (6524)

• Canada

11 Feb 16

Ha!

My type of joint, free food and all I want as long as I can walk out the door.

Something for @vandana7 and @DaddyEvil to see they are a couple of free fools who would like free food?

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Peter B. Giblett

@pgiblett (6524)

• Canada

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza I was only taking advantage of their policy of leaving before they paid, by the same logic the food is ready as I arrive.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

I suppose there's nothing stopping you walking out of the door of any restaurant without paying. Just don't get caught!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

@pgiblett Indeed it is (errr.. was!). I'm just wondering if the staff clocked off before they arrived for their shift!!!

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16571)

• Ireland

11 Feb 16

Lol.. yes the warning label is needed :p

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Wendy789

@Drosophila (16571)

• Ireland

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza yas.. not every is as dry as you're :D

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

The warning was a last second addition as some people have taken my posts seriously in the past. Judging by some of these comments I think I need to maybe announce it on the BBC World Service in future!!!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

@Drosophila How did you know about the vasectomy?????

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Catherine

@bluesa (15022)

• Johannesburg, South Africa

11 Feb 16

Hahaha! @WorDazza , sometimes laughter says it all! Thanks for a good chuckle!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

You're more than welcome. Glad it tickled you!!

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fishtiger58

@fishtiger58 (29820)

• Momence, Illinois

11 Feb 16

Hahaha excellent.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Thank you!! At this point I'm just glad you realised it was a joke!!!

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fishtiger58

@fishtiger58 (29820)

• Momence, Illinois

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza I did.

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@Daljinder (23236)

• Bangalore, India

11 Feb 16

Food would arrive before it was ordered?? *extremely puzzled* Was he imitating being OMNISCIENT?? I guess its in the trend....lol!! No wonder customers imitated RUNAWAY... lol *shakes my head* Nicely done..... by the way

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@DaddyEvil (137636)

• United States

12 Feb 16

@Daljinder

I can't believe you are picking on @WorDazza ! His joke was funny! But your return sally was almost as funny, too, so that makes me wonder..... Did he finish laughing before you ask your joke?

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Don't blame the customers for joining in with the theme of the restaurant!!

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@Daljinder (23236)

• Bangalore, India

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza Can I blame the conspirator behind it??

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@nottoooldtowrite (2715)

• Philippines

11 Feb 16

Lol

this is so funny.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Glad you liked it. It's always a bit hit and miss when I try a science gag!!

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DW Davis

@DWDavis (25805)

• United States

12 Feb 16

I realized as soon as I saw Tachyon Bell that something was warped about this post.

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DW Davis

@DWDavis (25805)

• United States

12 Feb 16

@WorDazza Kelvin is absolutely going to have to rethink his business model. There's no energy left in the current one.

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

12 Feb 16

That would probably be space-time!!!

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Morgan

@OneOfMany (12150)

• United States

11 Feb 16

Bad customers.

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@vandana7 (100616)

• India

11 Feb 16

They were slow in eating...so management had to usher them out for vacating the space for the next customer...sad...if only they could eat faster..

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Morgan

@OneOfMany (12150)

• United States

11 Feb 16

@WorDazza Fast customers got away with fast meals and spent their money on other things because of free meals. Now they are left to fast with no food!

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@WorDazza (15830)

• Manchester, England

11 Feb 16

Oh I don't know. You can't blame them for joining in with the theme!!

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