Bleurgh...
By WorDazza
@WorDazza (15830)
Manchester, England
February 17, 2016 6:59am CST
... is exactly how I'm feeling right now.
My head feels like it's in an ever tightening vice and my neck, armpits and groin feel like they're having hot pokers repeatedly inserted into them.
There are only two possible causes for this. Well three actually, but as Madame Dominique was fully booked for the foreseeable future, unless I've benefited from a cancellation it's down to two.
So I'm either bravely battling the most horrendous bout of man flu, so bravely that minstrels will write songs about me, or I've been badly wrong my entire life and I've died and am currently being punished for my mortal sins.
I really hope Madame Dominique has managed to fit me in. At least that pain only lasts an hour. Or two if I'm a bit flush!!!
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@vandana7 (100712)
• India
26 Feb 16
LOL...sorry to hear you are down with flu...but trust you to still make us laugh..lol...BTW I will try singing that song that minstrels write on your bravery...even though I am terrible at singing, you deserve that honor. Oops..that is an old post...I guess you have been victorious by now..I actually came to check if you are feeling better..lol
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@allknowing (138414)
• India
19 Feb 16
There is something I learn here every day. Never knew flu comes with genders.
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@TiarasOceanView (70022)
• United States
18 Feb 16
How horrible friend.
I hope this passes over you soon.
Sounds like a doozy of a bout of flu.
Not fun I know.
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@irishidid (8687)
• United States
17 Feb 16
My guess is you've automatically learned how to speak zombie or you are one and haven't realized it yet.
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@Poppylicious (11133)
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17 Feb 16
Aha, you appear to have succumbed to the nasty bug which is going round. In the words of Nelson, 'Haha!'. Hope you feel better soon.
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@JESSY3236 (20076)
• United States
17 Feb 16
I hope you have some relief soon. My eyes and head a little bit hurts. My pain is from going to be bed later than usual.
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@snowy22315 (182873)
• United States
4 Mar 16
sorry that you ar feeling like this. It sounds horrible!
@garymarsh6 (23412)
• United Kingdom
4 Mar 16
Well keep working hard and you might be able to afford it once you are 80 when you can retire. Maybe at 85 !