Stickuptheassitis

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Hello fellow Myloters. Today I wish to talk to you about a very serious disease known as Stickuptheassitis, (pronounced: stik-up-the-ass-ite-us). This is an unfortunate, and sadly, quite common, condition. Chances are, you probably know someone who is suffering from Stickuptheassitis. In my line of work, (cashier at a retail store), I encounter people suffering from this disease on almost a daily basis. Symptoms of Stickuptheassitis may include, but are not limited to: excessive rudeness high-falutiness delusions that one's own feces doesn't stink, or that it smells good completely lacking a sense of humor displaying extremely snotty behavior Sadly, there is no known cure for Stickuptheassitis, although it has been reported that a good whack up-side the head will temporarily relieve the symptoms in some cases. Researchers are desperately seeking a more permanent solution to this dreadful illness. Let's hope they find the cure soon. Do you know someone suffering from Stickuptheassitis?