Jokes in work

@RaineyR (213)
February 25, 2016 4:59pm CST
Recently in work we have been trying to come up with the cheesiest, corniest jokes we can! It's just funny how unfunny they are, for example: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because it's pointless! I know that's a terrible joke, but that's what makes it so funny to me! Maybe we are all going a bit mad in my workplace, but it sure makes the day go faster! What's your favourite cheesy joke? Hopefully you guys have a few good ones, so I will have loads to tell tomorrow in work!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
25 Feb 16
I suppose that you have heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
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@RaineyR (213)
25 Feb 16
Haha poor pencil!
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@pgntwo (22408)
• Derry, Northern Ireland
25 Feb 16
@RaineyR Confucius say man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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@RaineyR (213)
25 Feb 16
@pgntwo What do you call the Queens farts? Noble Gases! :P
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@much2say (55669)
• Los Angeles, California
25 Feb 16
How lucky you get to do that at work! We all know the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke. To get to the other side. Well why did the PAPER cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken! (I didn't make that up - I remember hearing that on the radio or something).
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@JudyEv (340256)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Feb 16
That's clever too. Good to start the morning with a joke.
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@RaineyR (213)
25 Feb 16
lol great! Love a silly joke!
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• United States
26 Feb 16
Lol - that's a good one (pencil). I am horrible at jokes but I like listening to them.
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@JudyEv (340256)
• Rockingham, Australia
26 Feb 16
There are some really funny, corny jokes around but when you want one they all go straight out your mind. I don't know if it's corny but: What's the difference between an elephant and a letter-box? When they give up guessing, you say 'well, it's no good sending you to post a letter'.
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@RaineyR (213)
26 Feb 16
Haha thats great! I always forget jokes right after I have started telling them, its so frustrating.
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@paigea (36317)
• Canada
26 Feb 16
A joke at works always helps the day go better.
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@OKennedy (1130)
• United States
27 Feb 16
Actually its funny but in a nerdy kind of way i can't remember the other joke that had the same answer but it was something about the circle being pointless. It takes a bit before you see the humor in it.